[Molly Pitcher]

How about Tennessee Volunteer??

[Mr. Mulliner]

ISB, what makes you think I don't scratch my armpits and chew tobacco. Confession: I often freep in my boxers and undershirt.

I like the idea of using a Wodehouse character, perhaps even Bertie Wooster. Perhaps a combination of location and character: Tennessee Jeeves? Emsworth in Dixie?

You all HAVE to read this one if you're a fan of Ann Coulter and waiting, like I am, to read her new book: COULTERGEIST: Ann Coulter reviewed and interviewed