When you want someone special to walk the plank,let me know, and we'll find their picture and put it on the thread. That will be fun and not labor intensive. One a week sounds doable.
I'm setting sail - back later to exchange pirate tales.
Nay, lassie, on pirate ships it's either lashes or the plank. No puttin' behind bars for a free spirited pirate crew.
You just want to give them something to think about or do away with 'em for good, not break their spirit!

Oim goin' ta hafta shivver somebodys timbers fer that one! Arrrr!!