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PLEASE! STOP POSTING SAME MESSAGE ON ALL BOARDS!
Annoyed Reader
Posted on 08/16/2002 7:39:49 AM PDT by Merchant Seaman
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To: Howlin
Oh my, you missed a good one. His FR debut late one dark and stormy night was a hoot. To start with, his screen name originally was 'Merchan Seaman', seems he was a bit hasty to post his cantankerous story. Something about suing President Bush & half of DC over a 2nd amendment issue that got him kicked off his ship in a faraway land. Numerous typos and other errors in his lawsuit, made Larry?! Klayman look like a pro in comparison.
So I actually kinda felt sorry for the poor fellow, there probably was a legitimate gripe buried in there somewhere, but his continued hobbling around with the misspelled name was reminiscent of Monty Python's wounded knight fight scene from the 'Holy Grail' I expected at any minute for him to post that "Its merely a flesh wound", and "I'll bite your kneecaps off".
Judge for theeself: The Debut of Merchan Seaman
To: All
yikes !
must be full moon friday ...
is Seaman's inspiration rubbing off over here ?
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posted on
08/16/2002 1:18:20 PM PDT
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tomkat
To: tomkat
To: RoughDobermann
Annoyed reader? Shoot, I'm pretty much annoyed all the timeMy kind of guy! ;-)
To: Diddle E. Squat
he'd save a bundle w/ VoIP, doncha think ??
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posted on
08/16/2002 1:39:49 PM PDT
by
tomkat
To: frodolives
After what she did to the moose with the toothbrush given by her brother-in-law (from Oslo, you know....), archy's sister SHOULD expect the Spanish Inquisition. She was a very kinky girl [the kind you don't take home to Momma] and I have to admit that she was very much into that whole Goth Spanish Inquisition scene. But not with animals, unless she was very intoxicated, as was frequently the case.
I mention this because *The Spanish Inquisition* would be a great name for a band, though I'm torn between a Bluegrass collective and a live trance-music group. With moose calls.
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posted on
08/16/2002 1:44:35 PM PDT
by
archy
To: null and void
Not bad! 160 posts in a few hours. Somebody set us up the bomb...
Wait until they discover the internet anagram generator.
By the way, did you know that *PLEASE! STOP POSTING SAME MESSAGE ON ALL BOARDS!* can be rearranged to offer the swell combination of * Menage-a-trois Los Angeles bedpost psalms soap*
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posted on
08/16/2002 1:54:18 PM PDT
by
archy
To: Xenalyte
Not at
MY fight club!!!
Oh, wait a minute......I forgot that you don't EVER talk about fight club!!!
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posted on
08/16/2002 1:59:44 PM PDT
by
Eaker
To: archy
Menage-a-trois Los Angeles bedpost psalms soap now there's a name for a band !
169
posted on
08/16/2002 2:04:44 PM PDT
by
tomkat
To: archy
By the way, did you know that *PLEASE! STOP POSTING SAME MESSAGE ON ALL BOARDS!* can be rearranged to offer the swell combination of * Menage-a-trois Los Angeles bedpost psalms soap* hmmmmmmmmm very creative
To: Robert_Paulson2
To: archy
Wait until they discover the internet anagram generator. Anagrams? How about compliments?
Click for a Compliment
To: humblegunner
ROFLOL!
You're a bad bad gunner, humblegunner!
To: Xenalyte
I'm wondering how many FReeper guys have a little Captain in them. Mr. S2R does, but I'm not supposed to refer to it as "little." ;-)
To: Howlin
They don't let 'em stay around too long lately! :-)LOL!!!!
To: Cachelot
Your skin emanates such a porcelain sheen that I am tempted to stamp WC across your bosom and under your armpits.
To: LindaSOG
You woke me up for this? Well...since I'm still at work, I thought I would have a look at this thread....I still don't have the foggieest idea what it's about. Did the broomstick up his butt get stuck?
To: Xenalyte
Are you logged in?
To: Focault's Pendulum
Yes, and now he's walking around doing a popsicle impression.
To: Tennessee_Bob
This rant was so damn hysterical...I don't even feel a need to make a funny....it kinda stands on its own
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