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GOTCHA SO EARLY IN THE A.M. THIS DAY AND, ITS A WONDERFUL DAY OUT IN THIS VAST FREEPER LAND, USA FROM THE MS GULF COAST, USA!!!!

Well, 2500 more laptops missing, this time from the IRS, tops on the list of poorly managed agencies. I still say that when you had a poor excuese as 'head knocker', it filters on down, 'its OK, see what the boss is doing'?
And by the way, on your rounds today, how about being on the lookout for a lost 'space ship', NASA lost one yesterday.

ISRAEL has given notice, you send in dirty, chemical bombs on us and Mr. Say-Damn, say Bye-Bye caise you are going to receive a big one, right at your front door. No playing footsies this time. And by the way, did you hear the person tell yesterday that the USA had a couple of war planes just fly over a Iraq army group and 137 surrendered? The planes just flew over them and they threw up their hands, man, they are baaaaad, sheesh.

Talking about bombs, etc, we have that one big O,'damn bomb, 15 thousand pounds and I understand there is one even bigger, that one is the 'OOOOOOO,damn' bomb, those things go off and they say 'O, Damn'. Don't forget, we have some 'localized' nukes now, if we have them, the Jews have them. Anyway it goes, its going to be interesting and it getting ready to happen for sure.

Did I hear somewhere that EYGYPT has had some US funds cut?
or was I just dreaming I heard this.

Gettig close for cup # 3 and oh yeah, I have been appointed the offical 'take gd to school every day' and you KNOW I hate this task, why, kids take advantage of daddys all the time, right?

Prayers for all in need, to keep you safe from accidents and free from illness, Special prayers for OUR President W, a man who needs protecton from the 'other side' and, for the elderly, golden folks with touches of gray in our hair.
You have a very good day as this day was made for YOU.

Last night retrokitten posted the following on the Dose. I'm taking the liberty of copying it here because I know that you all will enjoy it.

gulfcoast ~~~ I think there are parts of this account that you will get a big kick out of ...... and *big hugs* to you today!

retrokitten ~~~ I hope you don't mind my spreading your report around ..... thanks so much for posting it!

Hi! I posted this on The Guild, but FReeper Lorena thought that the Daily Dosers would get a kick out of it, too. My parents live in Rapid City, SD and were fortunate enough to attend the Presidents speech today. Here's a 2nd hand account for ya!
Okay, so I finally got a hold of my mom and dad to hear about thier day at Mt. Rushmore. Everyone got a bottle of water and a little American flag to wave. There were about 3000 people on hand and some were in bleacher types seats and others stood.
South Dakota Sen.'s Daschle and Johnson were there and when they were introduced they only got a smattering of polite applause except for one woman who was just spazzing out hooting and hollering for them. This is the best part though, I think they may have invited themselves, because there were no seats on the bleachers for them. They were just standing on the outside of the crowd. Rep. John Thune who is running for Johnsons senate seat and who introduced the President, had a seat on the bleachers with Tom Ridge, Gayle Norton, and the South Dakota Governer.
The President, as usual, made a great speech. My parents got there super early and ended up being about 50 feet from the stage. My mom said she thinks she got some great pictures and she's going to e-mail me them when she gets them back, so I will be sure to post the highlights when I get them! Gotta love that one hour photo developing!
They had to close this one main road near where Marine One was parked until it took off. Well, 3000 people were trying to get out of Mt. Rushmore and had to use that one road that was blocked so my parents decided to go back and have lunch (Mt. Rushmore has a great dining room!). So as they are sitting there having lunch, Tom Daschle comes into the dining room. Does he come in to press the flesh with the people of South Dakota who he is supposed to represent? Hhhhmmmmmm.......Let me think about that one....NO!!! He came in and headed straight for the area that was roped off where several journalists were having lunch, then he left. Rep. Thune was mobbed by people out on the main concourse. He was signing autographs, taking pictures with people, and shaking hands. In contrast, when Daschle and Johnson walked in the dining room, it was just like anyone else walked in. People hardly looked up.
They had a great time and said that even though they had to get up early and stand in the sun for a couple hours it was worth it and would do it again in a heartbeat!