Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Billy Bob Thornton

The Communist News Network ^ | July 19 | AP

[Conservative Chicagoan]

Thorton and Jolie in happier times at the 59th Annual Golden Globe Awards in January 2002.

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Angelina Jolie, who recently admitted that she has not spoken to husband Billy Bob Thornton in at least a month, has filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences.

[Conservative Chicagoan]

More loser Hollyweird freaks.

[Wolfie]

Heh...At least they can just throw away the vials of blood, but those tatoos are going to be harder to get rid of. (Note to Angelina: in the future, you might want to talk it over with your hubby before going baby shopping).

[InvisibleChurch]

they wore vials of each other's blood around their necks.

i'm sure it meant to say "they wore each other's brains around their necks.

i guess there's a reason why it's his fifth marriage

[BigWaveBetty]

It was a real deep connection, a deep marriage, so it's not that simple to say this or that one thing caused the problems."

Cripes Angie, try to make some sense when you open your trap. Don't they have people who write things for vacuous people to say? Please, hire one immediately.

A real deep connection, a deep marriage? More like real deep do-do.

[IronJack]

It was Thornton's 18th marriage this year, and Jolie's 32nd. They have adopted 17 children, 6 goats, and a cockatiel, and each have at least 14 children by other marriages, artificial insemination, cloning, and slave auctions. A bitter fight is expected over custody of the cockatiel.

[Sungirl]

You know what we need in this forum?
A 'WHO CARES THREAD of the WEEK' Award.
I nominate this one.

[Lil'freeper]

Sometimes, you don't see things coming

Bwaahaaahaa. Four previous marriages and you didn't see it coming? There must be a maximum IQ requirement out there in Hollywood- about 50 pts lower than the general population.