[IronJack]

It was Thornton's 18th marriage this year, and Jolie's 32nd. They have adopted 17 children, 6 goats, and a cockatiel, and each have at least 14 children by other marriages, artificial insemination, cloning, and slave auctions. A bitter fight is expected over custody of the cockatiel.

[Sungirl]

You know what we need in this forum?
A 'WHO CARES THREAD of the WEEK' Award.
I nominate this one.