[Drew68]

Let's see. She makes $20mil/picture and he makes union scale. He works probably 10 times as many hours per year as she does.

I give the marriage until 2004 tops.

[liberalism=failure]

Roberts can be found in the dictionary between roadkill and rodent.

[small voice in the wilderness]

I hope WHEN the marriage ends she ends up paying out her clymer in spousal support. She just about tops my list of annoying Hollywood whiners who are incredibly stupid. Babs will always be number one, though.

[SMEDLEYBUTLER]

Wonder if she took the time to braid the hair in her pits for the special occasion.

[pabianice]

Ten months.

[rockfish59]

I wonder if she has to tell Daniel that 'they're boobs?'
Other than that, who gives a rats @$$?

[CedarDave]

Last month Moder, 33, left his wife of five years -- make-up artist Vera Steinberg -- to be with Roberts.

Fine, upstanding example of male morality, isn't he?

[NYCVirago]

From today's Rush and Molloy gossip column:

Is Julia Roberts celebrating America's independence by giving up her own? The Pretty Woman's rep firmly denied rumors that she and cameraman Danny Moder are hitching up today at her ranch in Taos, N.M. But editors at the National Enquirer, which comes out tomorrow, are standing by their cover story forecasting a sunset wedding.

It looks like the Enquirer was right about the wedding, although it wasn't at sunset.

[JZoback]

Who really cares??? I mean who really gives a flying **** that she got married???

This cult celebrity cult is going to be the end of our civilization as we know it.

A red haired, hairy arm pit, horse lipped numbskull with extra large and white teeth got married to some doofus who thinks he's just hit the lottery.

He's just a tool to be used and tossed away when no longer needed.

[buffyt]

I give them till about January 2003.

[ClearCase_guy]

Last month Moder, 33, left his wife of five years -- make-up artist Vera Steinberg -- to be with Roberts.

Interesting phrasing. I guess his divorce was finalized last month. Most likely he left his wife a bit earlier than that. Of course, maybe he just walked out last month and is now a bigamist.

[Savage Beast]

"The wedding took place shortly after midnight, possibly to avoid the prying eyes of news media..."

...or possibly because of the bride's penchant for the witching hour.

(No mirrors or crucifixes were allowed at the celebration.)

[Canticle_of_Deborah]

Boy is this guy gonna be sorry.

[Lockbox]

That long?

[EODGUY]

The guy has to be a loser, but it sounds like Miss Potato Head has a bit of the Jerry Seinfeld syndrome..........date 'em while they're married.

Would you expect anything rational from a person with her empty-headed political views?

I give the marriage 180 days.......to match the total number of brain cells (functional and non-functional) possessed by Jilting Julia.

[TC Rider]

yawn.

Somebody remind me why we should care.

[Pearls Before Swine]

I though Julia Roberts seemed a genuine, likeable person back when she did the first picture with Richard Gere (the good hearted prostitute one). Now I think she's a completely self-indulgent twit. I had the great misfortune to rent "the Mexican". It is AWFUL, and Julia's role is particularly awful in a self-indulgent PC ambisexual way. She didn't have to take that script unless she liked it. She was rich and famous. It tells you a lot about her.

[E=MC²]

40 acre RANCH??? Shoot...her mouth is bigger than that.

[vikingchick]

At her sprawling ranch in New Mexico

Why is it always 'sprawling'?

sprawl
Pronunciation Key (sprôl)
v. sprawled, sprawl·ing, sprawls

To sit or lie with the body and limbs spread out awkwardly.
To spread out in a straggling or disordered fashion: untidy tenements sprawling toward the river.

[bigjoesaddle]

I LOVE MY LIFE.....!

Because I live far away from her.