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The Ideal Woman: 'She has to be real tough and career oriented, but I also want her to be with me and want to be at the races. If I see just a hint of a lack of interest, it won't work."

Oh man, I am the woman for him!!! I'm tough, I can change the tires on my Camaro, can't do all four in 15.9 seconds, but hey I don't have a high powered torque wrench either. And I have a career, which thankfully, only takes up 40 hours of my week, Monday through Friday, but I could work a compressed schedule in order to make trials and happy hour on Friday, the Busch race on Saturday and the WC race on Sunday, then fly back home and back to work on Monday.

I'm perfect for the boy!!

The Ideal Woman

1. Gets up and gets you another beer before you ask for one.

2. Remembers to buy batteries for the remote before the old ones die.

3. Replaces the batteries in the remote before you get home.

4. Likes sports -- lots of 'em. And the Discovery Wings Channel. And the History Channel. And anything that has fast machines.

5. Thinks 'an evening with candlelight' is Fireworks Night at Yankee Stadium.

6. Likes sweet nothings whispered into her ear (like, 'I think the Giambi trade was great, don't you?').

7. Surfs through ALL 600 satellitle stations faster than you do.

8. Will gladly stop watching Looking for Love: Bachelorettes in Alaska in favor of Young Frankenstein or any Monty Python DVD.

9. Doesn't complain because you won't ask for directions -- she's already printed them out from Map Quest, just in case ;)

10. Makes you feel like the luckiest guy on Earth -- because you are.

"I'm perfect for the boy!!"

I told ya! ;-)

BTW...we are heading to the Pepsi 400 this weekend. I can't wait. :-)