[Bitwhacker]

The Ideal Woman

1. Gets up and gets you another beer before you ask for one.

2. Remembers to buy batteries for the remote before the old ones die.

3. Replaces the batteries in the remote before you get home.

4. Likes sports -- lots of 'em. And the Discovery Wings Channel. And the History Channel. And anything that has fast machines.

5. Thinks 'an evening with candlelight' is Fireworks Night at Yankee Stadium.

6. Likes sweet nothings whispered into her ear (like, 'I think the Giambi trade was great, don't you?').

7. Surfs through ALL 600 satellitle stations faster than you do.

8. Will gladly stop watching Looking for Love: Bachelorettes in Alaska in favor of Young Frankenstein or any Monty Python DVD.

9. Doesn't complain because you won't ask for directions -- she's already printed them out from Map Quest, just in case ;)

10. Makes you feel like the luckiest guy on Earth -- because you are.

[Holding Our Breath]

I have one word for you....puh...lease!

[DallasGal]

Haha! Upon reading the definitive statement of idealism from Mr. Bitwhacker, I have determined that I'm nearly ideal.

[Neets]

Babe we are leaving very shortly,,what was up in Delaware????

[lepton]

Well, except for #7, and minor variations on 5, 6 & 9.

[lepton]

Well, except for #7, and minor variations on 1, 5, 6 & 9.