WHOOPI RECALLS GAY OL' TIMES

The NY Post ^ | 6/28/02 | David Seifman

[I_Love_My_Husband]

June 28, 2002 -- First Ellen, then Rosie - now Whoopi? The dreadlocked doyenne of comedy shocked - and thrilled - an audience attending a gay award ceremony at City Hall last night when she announced that she once dabbled in some sapphic sister acts.

[steveo]

A very disturbing image. Very disturbing...

[skeeter]

"I'm sure that will be a headline in tomorrow's New York Post," Whoopi told the chuckling audience.

Whoopi may be disappointed to learn that the great majority of us could give a big fat rats arse.

[Rad_J]

No wonder that scene in Ghost was so disturbing. I always believed that it wasn't just acting. I bet they rehearsed that one over and over. ewwwww.

[TADSLOS]

Goldberg, who once had a relationship with "Cheers" barback Ted Danson, has never publicly proclaimed any bisexual proclivities.

So, I'm confused...which side of the street was she on then?

[TADSLOS]

Now I go straight down the middle of street,"

Sooner or later the AIDS truck with smack her down while she's walking down the line.

[chiefqc]

Poor woppie, she is on the way out. This is only to attract attention to a fading has been.

Nothing more, nothing less.

[Mudboy Slim]

"This is only to attract attention to a fading has been. Nothing more, nothing less."

My thoughts exactly...MUD

[Paul Atreides]

Ol' Tarantula-head is not telling me anything I didn't already know. She has skank whore written all over her. She must really be desperate for work to come out with this "revelation."

[Caipirabob]

This doesn't surprise me considering the "Hetero" approach with her would be unthinkable.

[1Old Pro]

Sounds like Whopi needed a whopper to get her back into the news again.

[MotleyGirl70]

Oh yeah, like nobody saw this coming. She's more manly than a man. She is so frumpy.

[cgbg]

If that lady had gotten "up close and personal" with half the species of the animal kingdom it wouldn't surprise me.

She is probably waiting until it is politically correct to come out of that closet. :-(

[skeeter]

So, I'm confused...which side of the street was she on then?

It was plutonic. She was just helping Ted recover from total scalp reconstruction surgery.

[Windsong]

"Now I go straight down the middle of street," she said.

Then, as a famous New York deli operator once said..

"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!! You come back..ONE year!"

[SuziQ]

Well, I'm not surprised. As ugly as she is, she has to do SOMETHING to increase her chances!

[Sci Fi Guy]

"I'm sure that will be a headline in tomorrow's New York Post," Whoopi told the chuckling audience

Tomorrow's New York Post's headline

Whoopi still Alive - Hollywood shocked!

[Pompah]

Hell.!! I thought her name was Yippie Goldberg.
I've got to pay more attention to these " POP " things
so I can be up on the curve like the Hip crowd.

[MotleyGirl70]

Well, I'm not surprised. As ugly as she is, she has to do SOMETHING to increase her chances!

Where is the BARF, VOMIT, GAG, SPEW, RALPH ALERT FOR THIS THREAD ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wondervixen]

Never would have guessed it in a millionth of a second.