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ROSIE HITS 300 LBS
National Enquirer ^ | June 21, 2002

Posted on 06/21/2002 5:31:30 PM PDT by McGruff

Rosie O'Donnell's weight has soared to 300 pounds -- putting her in danger of a heart attack or stroke.

The 5-foot-7 comedienne is "in a fight for her life," reveals a frightened friend, adding: "Her blood pressure is through the roof."

The talk queen's longtime lover -- who's four months pregnant with the child they plan to raise together -- is desperately trying to get her to lose weight.

In The ENQUIRER that goes on sale Friday, you'll discover the startling reasons behind Rosie's health crisis … the secret insecurity that drives her … the effect the extra pounds are already having on her … plus much, much more!


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To: begtodiffer
Say what you will. I think she has a pretty face.

She HAD a pretty face, about ten years ago when that picture was taken. Now she has quadruple chins and saggy jowls.

And she is a commufascist freedom hater.

41 posted on 06/21/2002 6:25:28 PM PDT by LibKill
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To: McGruff
Too many Krispy Kremes
42 posted on 06/21/2002 6:25:29 PM PDT by OldFriend
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To: RIGHT IN SEATTLE
You do a disservice to FR with your wish for Rosie's death.
43 posted on 06/21/2002 6:27:22 PM PDT by OldFriend
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To: McGruff
Liberal Lesbian Looms Large.....Lover Laments Liposuction Looks Likely

I should have been a newspaper guy. :)

44 posted on 06/21/2002 6:27:45 PM PDT by SandfleaCSC
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To: McGruff
How would you like that sitting on your face. I guess the lover does. All she needs is a blow-hole put in the top of her head.
45 posted on 06/21/2002 6:28:58 PM PDT by jslade
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To: McGruff
She's also been busy redecorating what she fondly calls "the chocolate room"
46 posted on 06/21/2002 6:31:05 PM PDT by lsee
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To: SandfleaCSC
I should have been a newspaper guy. :)

You certainly are alliterate!

47 posted on 06/21/2002 6:33:55 PM PDT by Carry_Okie
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To: Carry_Okie
LOL...you get a drumroll and cymbals for that one.
48 posted on 06/21/2002 6:35:35 PM PDT by SandfleaCSC
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To: SandfleaCSC
That would be alliterate. Sorry, if I'm a gonna make alliterate jokes I'd better spells 'em carectly.
49 posted on 06/21/2002 6:36:40 PM PDT by Carry_Okie
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To: McGruff
Southwest Airlines had better put out the CLOSED FOR THE DAY sign if they see ol' Rosie approaching the ticket counter.
She of course would never accept two seats, but would immediately, and loudly, announce a lawsuit.
50 posted on 06/21/2002 6:38:08 PM PDT by jla
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To: Carry_Okie
I hate spelling errors...use the spell check next tyme.
51 posted on 06/21/2002 6:38:23 PM PDT by SandfleaCSC
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To: McGruff
Don't listen to that bullcrap, Rosie... Here, let me make you another bacon and peanut butter hero sandwich.

... Mnnn, *peanut butter* and *bacon*. You knowww you waaaant it Rosieeee.

52 posted on 06/21/2002 6:38:57 PM PDT by The KG9 Kid
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To: McGruff
ROSIE HITS 300 LBS

If rosie could turn LBS into AVG, she could be in The Hall Of Fame one day...

53 posted on 06/21/2002 6:40:28 PM PDT by Senator Pardek
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To: LibKill
She HAD a pretty face, about ten years ago when that picture was taken. Now she has quadruple chins and saggy jowls.

Well said! She also has the personality (and intellectual depth) of a rabid, liberal, 300 lb., gun-hating, bodyguarded, fetid hog up for slaughter.

54 posted on 06/21/2002 6:44:45 PM PDT by balrog666
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To: begtodiffer
Say what you will. I think she has a pretty face.

Try these...


55 posted on 06/21/2002 6:45:03 PM PDT by jla
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To: SandfleaCSC; Carry_Okie
Liberal Lesbian Looms Large.....Lover Laments Liposuction Looks Likely
Friday 17 November 2000

Portillo praises power of the ‘pink pound’

By Sarah Womack, Political Correspondent

MICHAEL PORTILLO praised enlightened attitudes to homosexuals and the power of the “pink pound” yesterday in a speech to publicans.

He told the Publican Conference in London that public houses had gone out of their way to adapt to changing social trends. He said: “Gone are the days when the pub was regarded as a place only for manual labourers. It has become more friendly to women, to families and is not scared of the gay market or the pink pound.”

He said a Tory government would cut the duty on beers and lagers under 2.4 per cent in strength from 38p a pint to 8p. Pubs would also be allowed to have maximum jackpot gaming machines.

Meanwhile, the Tory leader, William Hague, was telling voters in West Bromwich that his party would deploy teenage police trainees to help combat crime. Ann Widdecombe, the shadow home secretary, said a national youth cadet force would encourage a “lost generation” of teenagers to consider a career in the police.

© Copyright of Telegraph Group Limited 2000.


56 posted on 06/21/2002 6:45:22 PM PDT by dighton
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To: dighton
That should have been: Portillo Praises "Pink Pound" Power

Sheesh, wut an amatoor.

57 posted on 06/21/2002 7:00:41 PM PDT by Carry_Okie
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To: McGruff
It's amazing how much manure can go into one "bag"
58 posted on 06/21/2002 7:02:10 PM PDT by clamper1797
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To: KS Flyover
Oh gosh, she's one of those people you don't want to sit next to on an airplane.
59 posted on 06/21/2002 7:08:15 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: winodog
Rosie's girlfriend is in the hospital. She got a hernia trying to lift rosie's spirit.

I thought her hernia was caused by her having to roll Rosie in flour to find her wet spot.

60 posted on 06/21/2002 7:10:53 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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