Posted on 06/21/2002 5:31:30 PM PDT by McGruff
Rosie O'Donnell's weight has soared to 300 pounds -- putting her in danger of a heart attack or stroke.
The 5-foot-7 comedienne is "in a fight for her life," reveals a frightened friend, adding: "Her blood pressure is through the roof."
The talk queen's longtime lover -- who's four months pregnant with the child they plan to raise together -- is desperately trying to get her to lose weight.
In The ENQUIRER that goes on sale Friday, you'll discover the startling reasons behind Rosie's health crisis
the secret insecurity that drives her
the effect the extra pounds are already having on her
plus much, much more!
She HAD a pretty face, about ten years ago when that picture was taken. Now she has quadruple chins and saggy jowls.
And she is a commufascist freedom hater.
what she fondly calls "the chocolate room"
You certainly are alliterate!
... Mnnn, *peanut butter* and *bacon*. You knowww you waaaant it Rosieeee.
If rosie could turn LBS into AVG, she could be in The Hall Of Fame one day...
Well said! She also has the personality (and intellectual depth) of a rabid, liberal, 300 lb., gun-hating, bodyguarded, fetid hog up for slaughter.
Try these...
Friday 17 November 2000Portillo praises power of the pink pound
By Sarah Womack, Political Correspondent
MICHAEL PORTILLO praised enlightened attitudes to homosexuals and the power of the pink pound yesterday in a speech to publicans.
He told the Publican Conference in London that public houses had gone out of their way to adapt to changing social trends. He said: Gone are the days when the pub was regarded as a place only for manual labourers. It has become more friendly to women, to families and is not scared of the gay market or the pink pound.
He said a Tory government would cut the duty on beers and lagers under 2.4 per cent in strength from 38p a pint to 8p. Pubs would also be allowed to have maximum jackpot gaming machines.
Meanwhile, the Tory leader, William Hague, was telling voters in West Bromwich that his party would deploy teenage police trainees to help combat crime. Ann Widdecombe, the shadow home secretary, said a national youth cadet force would encourage a lost generation of teenagers to consider a career in the police.
© Copyright of Telegraph Group Limited 2000.
Sheesh, wut an amatoor.
I thought her hernia was caused by her having to roll Rosie in flour to find her wet spot.
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