Your self-righteous and narcissistic hyperbole is laughable. Furthermore, mixed metaphors are one thing, but you have mixed your quotations. "Choose you this day whom you will serve... but as for me and my house we will serve the LORD" is from the book of Joshua, spoken by Joshua. "No man can serve two masters" is spoken by Jesus. Mixing these quotations gives an appearance of ignorance. It is a little like saying, "Gentlemen, if we do not all hang together, give me liberty or give me death."