[martin_fierro]

No sea men (see men?) jokes, please.

[CholeraJoe]

Guess none of the spectators had ever been to Mardi Gras. Multiply this by 10,000.

[AppyPappy]

I guess no one thought to walk over and kick his sorry ass all over the beach.

[big'ol_freeper]

I didn't know Bill Clinton was on vacation down in Florida.

[Alberta's Child]

. . . they saw a man standing on a boat with his shorts down at his ankles.

Alcohol had an influence on [his] actions, an arrest report states.

. . . tracked [him] down Wednesday night at Post Corner Pizza . . .

I think I've got it all figured out -- A guy is standing there on a boat with his pants down around his ankles. He is later arrested while eating two entire pizzas, and the police say alcohol was a factor in his behavior.

At least we know where Ted Kennedy was over the weekend.

[Dog Gone]

Alcohol had an influence on Hoskins' actions, an arrest report states.

There's a shocker.

[robertpaulsen]

"Hold ma beer and watch this!"

[PJ-Comix]

This reminds me of a regular who used to attend the Indy 500. He was a harmless looking guy dressed up as an Italian chef, complete with an apron in the Green-White-Red of Italy's flag colors. He would wave sweetly at all the folks passing by with utter innocence on his face....And then he would raise his hand so that a trasparent fishing wire attached to his wrist and connected to the apron, would raise the apron to reveal a large lewd plastic object (use your imagination here). It never failed to gross out the victims of this stunt. Any Indy 500 veterans here remember that guy?

[lowbridge]

"We look over, and there is a guy standing on the back of his boat with his pants around his ankles," Dolitsky said. "And at first, we were like, "Oh my God, you've got to be kidding.' We kind of chuckled at first.

My boat's bigger than that.

[tracer]

All that can be said is that scoped BMG .50s are like cops -- you can never find one when one is needed......

[lowbridge]

There were children on the beach who saw the man, some as young as 3 years old, police said.

It coulda been worse.