Latest police bulletin just in.....Monkey Man Killer's wife is an accomplice. She can be detected as the one picking MMK's chest.
Actually, there is a Hindu god with the face of a monkey. His name is Hannuman. The militant Hindus who burned missionary Graham Staines and his two young sons (8 and 10) to death while they slept in their jeep surrounded the jeep and changted "Victory to Hannuman."
I wonder if Hannuman could be the guy they're looking for.
Then again, it could well be Clinton. Has anyone seen him in Chappaqua lately?
ET phone home.