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OLDER THAN DIRT
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Posted on 05/30/2002 1:18:53 AM PDT by brat

Older than dirt.......

We were cleaning out my mother's house and found an old Royal Crown Cola
bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew
immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought she had
tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that
sat on the end of the ironing board to "sprinkle" clothes with because we
didn't have steam irons.
Man, I am old.
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Many Do You Remember??

lights dimmer switches on the floor
Ignition switches on the dashboard
Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall
Real ice boxes [Ask your Mom about that]
Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.
Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.
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Older Than Dirt Quiz>br>

Count all the ones that you remember-not the ones you were told about!
Ratings at the bottom.
1. Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed a bottle
5. Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Telephone Party lines
ewsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive - 6933)
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S&H Green Stamps
16. Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with lever
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulb
20. Packards
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age,
If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!

Especially to all your really OLD friends.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dirt; older; remember
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1 posted on 05/30/2002 1:18:53 AM PDT by brat
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To: andysandmikesmom; palo verde; grannie9; christine11; westmex; habs4ever; acnielsen guy...
BTT
2 posted on 05/30/2002 1:23:41 AM PDT by Neets
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To: OneidaM
Checking in and counting..and the count is getting higher and higher still... That did it.. you ruined my whole day.. Now I do feel older than dirt..and creeping ever closer to my dirt nap... Jeeez, Neets..thanks a whole lot for the bump...;)

I'll be back after I count my wrinkles...and check my MIL's ice box in the kitchen...

3 posted on 05/30/2002 2:31:46 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: OneidaM
Sorry doesn't apply to me - I don't know what they are talking about. J
4 posted on 05/30/2002 2:35:09 AM PDT by acnielsen guy
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To: acnielsen guy; grannie
LOL me either but poor grannie knows all the dirt...HA!!!!!!!
5 posted on 05/30/2002 2:37:19 AM PDT by Neets
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To: OneidaM
Smartasses... ;(
6 posted on 05/30/2002 2:39:49 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Smarties@ the candy, yes, I remember those...but smartasses???????????? HMMMMMMMMMMM let me think about that one.
7 posted on 05/30/2002 2:42:11 AM PDT by Neets
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To: grannie9
I'm 43 and I remember everything on the list but butch wax.
8 posted on 05/30/2002 3:12:36 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
You've been hiding in the closet.. I always suspected that you were older than me... Good work tho.. ;)
9 posted on 05/30/2002 4:18:37 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: brat;OneidaM
Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers

I remember each summer a local dairy owner would rent an airplane and drop the cardboard stoppers from the plane. If the stopper had a red X on it the kid got a free ice cream cone.

AHH!!! The good old days. :-)

Morning, Nita.

10 posted on 05/30/2002 4:24:49 AM PDT by lysie
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To: brat;Cagey;SeeRushtoldU_So
Damn.... I got 16....just barely older than dirt....damn!
11 posted on 05/30/2002 4:32:17 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: lysander13135
Good morning Lysie hon!!! My dad was a milk man...so of course I remember those cardboard stoppers...also the little puddle of REAL CREAM that sat at the top of those bottles!!! YUMMMMMMMMMMM
12 posted on 05/30/2002 4:32:28 AM PDT by Neets
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To: OneidaM
My Grandpa the milkman in Kansas, 1936 -- he later moved to California and owned a dairy.

13 posted on 05/30/2002 4:40:15 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
The good ole days Val!!!!!!!!! Kids these days have no clue how much fun it was back then......my Dad used to always bring us back lotz of milk man goodies....I remember when the little coffee creamers first came out....my sister and I would have tea parties with them...LOL...now whenever I am out and put 1/2 and 1/2 in my coffee...i am so dearly reminded of Dad....
14 posted on 05/30/2002 4:42:09 AM PDT by Neets
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To: grannie9
I hide in the closet to stay out of the sun so I don't wrinkle.
I never watched newsreels at theaters, so I should make that clear.... I watched cartoons (Woody Woodpecker) at the drive-ins before the double feature (usually westerns) started, and ate popcorn from boxes, not tubs, and had to wear pajamas and sit in the back seat with my sisters because my parents were in the front.
15 posted on 05/30/2002 4:45:17 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: OneidaM
Yikes....the only one I don't remember is Butch wax; what the heck is that??

Guess this makes me (as if I didn't already know) older than dirt.

16 posted on 05/30/2002 5:55:25 AM PDT by MozartLover
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To: MozartLover
I am clueless on that one too!! Maybe moustache wax??? AND I AM PURELY GUESSING.
17 posted on 05/30/2002 6:21:44 AM PDT by Neets
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA;ValerieUSA
All 25! That's it. I want my Social Security and I want it now! Hahahaha

Valerie....Butch Wax was something barbers would use on boys after we got a crew cut. It looked like a large chapstick and the barber would slam it into the front of the head to keep the hair sticking straight up. It was rather painful and I think I had a few welts on my forehead but my hair looked great.

18 posted on 05/30/2002 6:27:11 AM PDT by Cagey
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To: OneidaM
see my description of "Butch Wax" above...Hahaha Yes, it would have a different meaning now.
19 posted on 05/30/2002 6:28:17 AM PDT by Cagey
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To: ValerieUSA
He looks just like Paul Newman!
20 posted on 05/30/2002 6:30:55 AM PDT by Aggie Mama
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