Free Republic Smokers' Lounge

Puff List ^ | 4/26/02 | francisandbeans

[Just another Joe]

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Welcome Friends, foes and associates to the completely remodeled Free Republic...

Smoker's Lounge

Here you will find a comfy place to smoke, drink, joke or whatever. We always have a great time, so sit back, relax and...

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[Just another Joe]

Here ya go, xs

[xsmommy]

thanks, looks just like the one here!

[Just another Joe]

I thought it was supposed to be oysters that do that to guys!

I eat oyster stew like it was jello pudding.
The oysters just don't have the same affect on me.

[Just another Joe]

thanks, looks just like the one here!

As long as you don't find the webcam I'm OK.

[Texan5]

Bummer! My dad always loved to be a chaperone-for the obvious reasons!

[xsmommy]

uh oh,.... looking around the room...quick what am i wearing?

[Texan5]

You're supposed to eat them raw for that effect. I love raw oysters, but I don't think they have the same effect on women.

[Just another Joe]

How about another one.

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her usually well behaved son said, "All you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell out of here, this is the last stop!
And all you pushy bastards who are getting on, get your asses in gear cause we ain't stopping for long!"

Horrified, the mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house!! Now, go to your room, and stay there staring at the wall for TWO HOURS!. When you come out, you may play with your train again, but only if you use nice language!"

Two hours later, the son was let out of his room and began to again play with his train.
Soon the train again stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings. We thank you for riding with us today and we hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She hears her son continue, "For those of you just now boarding we ask you to stow all your hand luggage under your seat. Refreshments will be served promptly as we begin our ride. We hope you will have a plesant and relaxing journey with us today."

Satisfied, the mother began to smile, as the child then added,
"For those of you pissed off about the TWO HOUR DELAY, please send your complaints to the bitch in the kitchen!"

[Just another Joe]

Let's see, that would be a pair of jeans and a sweatshirt with Winnie the Pooh on the front. (Am I even close?)

[Just another Joe]

Naw, take my word for it they don't have to be raw.

[tomkat]

C'mon people...

guiltily contributing a bump

hangs head, shuffles away ...

[xsmommy]

no sweatshirt with winnie the pooh but yes to the jeans. i am now satisfied that i have properly covered the lens on the webcam....; )

[Just another Joe]

With that spotlight right on the glass of wine it's really hard to see anything else.

[Just another Joe]

hangs head, shuffles away ...

Don't shuffle away.
Have a drink. Pass a little time with some buds.

[Texan5]

I think it would be fair to say that most of us are casually dressed......

[Just another Joe]

I think it would be fair to say that most of us are casually dressed......

You mean I don't fit in with my three piece suit on?

[Max McGarrity]

WE DID IT!

[Texan5]

Maybe...My hubby doesn't like raw oysters, so I can't really say if it matters if they are cooked or not. I have just always heard that they are supposed to be raw to improve male potency.

[Texan5]

Hey, whatever you are comfortable in is cool. Khaki shorts, T-shirt and bare feet for me........

[Just another Joe]

ALL RIGHT, MAX!
Best news I've had all week!