[hobbes1]

Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!

Here is my example of the WFTD

Though tomorrow is Tax Freedom Day, for the first time in the last 10 years, don't expect to see too much coverage of it. It appears that while during the Clinton Administration government power, as expressed by how long you work to feed the Nanny State Leviathan, waxed considerably it appears to have waned by one third, of the 12 days it increased. That is correct, even though he was handed an economy rapidly heading into the crapper the BUSH Administration has rolled back Tax Freedom Day, by four days in two years.For all of the whiny little pusbags i see bitching about big Government in the Bush era, he has put up. Now can you all SHUT UP!

Review Thread One

Review Thread Two

[xsmommy]

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[hobbes1]

Sorry for the Early Start, But Sappho Day can never be too Early!

[hobbes1]

Class is Open Getchyerassesinhere!

[xsmommy]

maybe i should go and look for the rest of the students, i am not sure it is appropriate for me to be alone in here with you....

[hobbes1]

Since It's Friday, Everyone who shows gets an automatic A+,

Plus, did anyone else think it was MichaelJacksonesque creepy, when Mr.Miyagi shows Daniel how to Wax On with his Left hand, then watches as he wax off with his right?

[Robert A Cook PE]

Homework:

The House Judiciary is populated by too many pompous, overbearing, elitist, highly-prejudiced, racist waxman clones .... Let us hope after this coming election their influence will begin to wane.

(Aside to mean-spirited, low-grade-giving, ex-subby-Texas-Teach:)

"See. This is how it should be graded....."

(Sits back, big smug grin, knowing that a "honest, decent, trustworthy, and thoroughly reliable" fellow croq is grading on Friday.....)

[NeoCaveman]

Good morning

[xsmommy]

i am betting that there is going to be plenty of waxing going on amongst the former Enron employees, now that Playboy is coming to town....

[TxBec]

OK. Nice job opening the class so EARLY!!!!:)

This is the best I can do with my homework, but since you said all I had to do was show up, here goes:

Lizzy Borden took an ax.
She gave her parents forty (or was it twenty?) wax.

[NeoCaveman]

Homework:

Mark Steyn waxes philosophical about the French elections.

[LonePalm]

Getting an early start oh striped one?

A subject of mythos and magic
And efforts good, bad, and comic.
You don't need a tune
To rhyme words with June.
Each month the moon waxes poetic.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LoanPalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Saddam, who rules all the Iraqs
Is girding for Bush's attacks
While the world seems to pause
To consider his cause
Over here, we see war fervor wax

[Cincinatus' Wife]

The moon waxes the first half of the month and wanes the second half.

[TheGrimReaper]

3.To grow or become as specified: “could afford... to wax sentimental over their heritage” (John Simon).

Is this the origin of Simonize??
)8-)]

[white rose]

Let me just announce that I expect President Bush to publicly thank me and my obsession with the home shopping channels for our rapidly waxing economy.

And then, in his gratitude, perhaps he can look into the little matter of my Master Card bill for last month...

"Whiny little pusbags." I'll have to remember that one. Has a certain poetry to it.

[Argh]

Mark Steyn waxes indignant in his latest column. You can tell by the title: "The Eurosnots Learn Nothing"!!

[Slip18]

What in the name of whomever are you doing getting everyone up this early? Sheesh. Wax? I'll wax ya right down the middle of your tiger tail . . .