OK. Nice job opening the class so EARLY!!!!:)
This is the best I can do with my homework, but since you said all I had to do was show up, here goes:
Lizzy Borden took an ax.
She gave her parents forty (or was it twenty?) wax.
Yesterday in Old fork River Mr. Andrew Borden died...
And they got his daughter Lizzie on a charge of homicide
Some Folks say She didn't do it
And others say Of course she did
But they all agre miss Lizzie B was a problem kind of Kid...
Oh, you can't chop your poppa up in massachussetts..
The band??? Any one, Buehler?