South Park Won't Kill Kenny Anymore

Fox News ^ | Monday, April 08, 2002 | By Don Kaplan

[Teacup]

NEW YORK

[MeekOneGOP]

And another.............

[Teacup]

Yes, Parker and Stone are Republicans. See! We do have a sense of humor. At least we can laugh at ourselves too. Didn't one of them wear a look alike dress worned by J-LO to the academy awards last year?

[Teacup]

Mr. Hand, Sadem Hussin, and the school counselor crack me up.

"Drugs are bad, M'K."

[Teacup]

Thanks Meekie.

[snowfox]

Question, then. If you can't comment, and you don't watch it, why DID you comment? Just another uninformed opinion, I guess. This indicates not so much a decline in civilization as a decline in the standards of personal logic. Whatever.

[Hobsonphile]

I think I remember hearing something like that. ;)

But anyway, South Park's a riot. I think my favorite episode is the one that came out during the whole election debacle. "Just because you're a celebrity doesn't mean you know **** about the government!" I cheered!

[Drew68]

I loved the episode where his parents team up with OJ, Condidit, and the Ramseys.

That episode was replayed the other week. I hadn't seen it before. I watched it with my mouth agape! Butters following his dad to a gay bath house, "Fisting Firemen #9" and Butters seatbelted in a car and rolled Susan Smith style into a lake. It was one of the most sick and twisted things I've seen on television. I loved it!

[Liz]

.....why DID you comment? .....

When a FR member pings you, as I was pinged, it is an indication the poster wants your comments usually in
order to bump the thread. We FR posters comment because it's customary and polite to respond when asked.

Next time find out what you're talking about before you make erroneous and rude conclusions.

[Drew68]

Didn't one of them wear a look alike dress worned by J-LO to the academy awards last year?

Yes. One (parker) dressed like J-LO, the other (Stone) dressed as Gwyneth Paltrow. The scoop was that J-LO took it all in stride but Gwyneth was pissed!

The Joan Rivers Interview

As Trey and Matt made their way up the carpet, Joan Rivers stopped them and interviewed them. Here's the text from that interview:

Joan: [addresing Matt] Gwyneth, you look fabulous.
Matt: Oh, thanks. Everyone looks fabulous.
Trey: It's a magical night.
Matt: It's a magical night.
Trey: It's a night of magic.
Matt: It's a night of magic and stars, and everyone looks fabulous.
Trey: I'm so excited! [bobs around]
Joan: Are your parents watching, I hope?
Matt: I hope so.
Trey: My mom and dad are watching, yes, I think.
Marc: [off camera] Joan, who are you wearing?
Matt: My mom are wat- my mom was watching 'til right about now.
Joan: [laughs] Your mom right now is explaining to everybody- Will you change for the party, or are you smart enough to get it that this was a great photo-op?
Matt: Well, we're gonna play it by ear. [Joan strokes Marc's fur coat]
Joan: Your first Academy Awards?
Trey: What?
Joan: Your first Academy Awards show?
Trey: First one and probably last.
Matt: First one and probably last. I don't think they'll ever invite us back again. [after this, the trio leave. Joan turns to the camera]
Joan: Those guys look like idiots!

[Hobsonphile]

Oh my God, that one was great! I especially loved the press conference at the end- "You're a liar! Everyone knows what you did to your child/wife/intern, etc." ::string of insults and curses:: I almost popped a blood vessel, I was laughing so hard.

[Teacup]

Dear snowfox,

Liz and I are friend from way back. I have a ping list I use to call in people I have known for a long time, and who I think would be interested in what I post.
Liz pings me to all her post and I try to make a comment as often as I can to all her posts, when I am on FR.
It is usually concidered good manners to answer your "Ping." I understood what Liz was saying and did not take offense. Perhaps because, like I said, Liz and I know each other pretty good. Just thought I might clearify that for you.

[HairOfTheDog]

Next you will tell me McDonalds is changing the "special sauce" on the Big Mac! I need something constant I can hold on to in life! Dagnabbit!

[Lazamataz]

One episode, they showed how Kenny comes back. You saw him materialize out of thing air with a video-game-like bbbBBBONNNGGG sound, and the kids all said, nonchalantly, "Oh, hi Kenny."

[Lazamataz]

It is usually concidered good manners to answer your "Ping."

Please, no. I don't think that's correct nor is it desirable: I would spend all day answering pings.

[headsonpikes]

I think South Park will have to continue to thrive for a few more years before it can be inducted into the canon of Literature.

MAD Magazine's been the acme of civilization for the last half-century, but,'what have they done for us lately?'

You, OTOH, may be holding out for more 'adult' fare; frankly, it would appear that adults are no longer capable of creativity, intelligence, and incisive humor.

So, if those b*st*rds have finally killed Kenny, this represents as big an event as when Rembrandt bought the brown oil paint. ;^)

[GSWarrior]

Now if they would only kill off Towlie.

[HairOfTheDog]

Yes... Towlie is pretty bad... and I am not fond of Mr. Hanky either... ;~D

[FreedomFighter86]

I wonder if any station other then Comedy Central will run South Park in syndication when it finally retires? I believe it has crossed the critical 100 episode mark...

I still remember the episode about the South Park flag...now that was funny.

[mountaineer]

Mr. Hankey stinks (that turd).

[headsonpikes]

I used to pass through South Park occasionally in my many travels around high-country Colorado.

I was deeply disappointed that it's so little like the TV show. ;^)

South Park is a work of genius compared to most of what passes for entertainment today.

Think 'Juvenal'.