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"A sharing attitude might be the first thing," said Crosland, who suggests fencing, crop rotation and relocation.

Hahaha

[petuniasevan]

shooting gophers is better for the environment than the common practice of poisoning them with strychnine

Of course the enviroNazis aren't satisfied with that:

killing derby basically and there's other ways of dealing with wildlife," said Sinikka Crosland

You'll change your puny mind, Sinikka (Finnish for clueless animal-worshipper),
when you break an ankle stepping in a gopher hole.

sharing attitude might be the first thing," said Crosland, who suggests fencing, crop rotation and relocation

Of course! Why didn't these dumb hick farmers get your brilliant idea first? Well, of course, they're unwashed rednecks who "blast away with firearms" at everything, right? And you're a superior version of person who has to tell these subhumans how to behave correctly and make the proper sacrifices to Almighty Mother Nature, of course.
The farmers and ranchers were just bumbling along with this problem until you entered the fray with your brilliant understanding of the whole situation. They will be thrilled to hear that all they have to do is give up a large percentage of their crops to the gophers each season and all will be hunky-dory.

They're already doing that!
That's why they need to control the gopher population, Ms. Nature Worshipper!

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

"We're going to have people out there with their firearms blasting away at the gophers," she said.

The horror...the horror...

"A sharing attitude might be the first thing," said Crosland, who suggests fencing, crop rotation and relocation.

Okay, I've got an idea. Let's round up all the gophers and relocate them to her residence. She can share her space with them.

[uglybiker]

If ya don't have any gophers handy,

You can always shoot the hamsters!

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License To Kill Gophers

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