[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

"We're going to have people out there with their firearms blasting away at the gophers," she said.

The horror...the horror...

"A sharing attitude might be the first thing," said Crosland, who suggests fencing, crop rotation and relocation.

Okay, I've got an idea. Let's round up all the gophers and relocate them to her residence. She can share her space with them.

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