The GUILD 4-6-2002 Glorious Sunday

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

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[mountaineer]

Don't you just hate those stupid porn sites? It's bad enough getting the junk e-mail with subject lines like, "I want you to _____ my _____" (use your imagination). What did I do to deserve this? How did these losers get my address? Don't they know I don't want to ____ their ____? But then to be looking for another web site only to be greeted by a sight only a gynecologist could appreciate ... yuck!

[daisyscarlett]

I remember during the Holiday season I was innocently searching the Web for some "different" angel sites and boy did I get an eyeful of what some perceive as "angels".

[mountaineer]

More on Oprah and the Afghan trip, from NY Post's Page Six:

We hear that Olympic gold skater Sarah Hughes was enthused to be part of the White House-organized trip to Afghanistan which Oprah Winfrey turned down - and was disappointed when it was cancelled over security concerns

In other Page Six news, Al, Tipper, Sarah and Kristin Gore were spotted at some trendy Beverly Hills restaurant, where a gushy Californian tells him "I voted for you, as did most Americans." Not something to brag about, definitely.

Why some people shouldn't have money:

JUSTIN Timberlake consoled himself over his breakup with Britney Spears by blowing $250,000 on booze, strippers and gambling in Las Vegas recently.

Cindy Adams reports Liza is Hot! Hot! Hot! as publishers and Broadway theaters pursue her. David Gest is worth his weight in gold, apparently.

[Howlin]

We will have to find out where the bride is "registered"

Grifters R Us?

I doubt that Hillary would go for a small wedding, don't you? After all, it might be in or near a national election.

And just think, if Roger isn't in jail, he could provide the entertainment/music at the reception! Won't THAT be fun?????

[Aquamarine]

What worries me is what the teen-agers are "accidentally" seeing while searching the web.

[mountaineer]

As you may recall, Chelsea tried to make sure she was photographed drinking water at one of the fashion parties - apparently her mother got on her for the bad press she was getting about stumbling out of bars at 3 a.m. Well, here's the bad news for the Evian set: A Swiss study claims 11 out of 29 European brands of mineral water contain traces of human faeces. rest of story. That's a shame.

[daisyscarlett]

The Clintons never do anything without polling. So I predict the polls will say, No Liza Wedding so they will bill it as a "private" affair. Then they will make pleas reverting to "Leave Chels alone, no wedding publicity" yet they will leak details daily. Getting more press coverage than if it were a big affair. The mother of the bride's dress will be a closely guarded secret, more so than the bride's dress. The Thomason's will stage and direct the whole affair.

So much that they do is a lie. Like Hillary is not running in 2004. Yet all signs are that she is. Raising money, going to Iowa, hiring Carville. Yet she says at every turn, I am not running.

The wedding will be similar. They will say no publicity, no big affair but in reality they will be publicizing it daily and it will be a Hollywood production, IMO.

As for Roger singing, good idea. But won't Bono be upset? And what about all those Elvis records BillyJeff inherited from his Mama. Doesn't it just cry out that they should be played there? lol...

[mountaineer]

In related news:

The publisher of Penthouse says the explosion of pornography on the internet is threatening to put soft porn magazines out of business. Bob Guccione says there is "no future" for adult mass market magazines. He told the New York Times the future has 'definitely migrated to electronic media"....

Anti-porn activist Andrea Dworkin said: "I'm delighted that Mr Guccione may be going out of business. The problem is that he is being replaced, quite possibly, by something that is much worse." story.

[daisyscarlett]

P.S.

Perhaps Chels should have a "black and white wedding" then Hillary can wear her favorite outfit, a black pantsuit with the puffy white shirt.

[Howlin]

The Thomason's

How could I have possibly forgotten about "them"......see, this is why we must make a concerted effort! You are a virtual well of "information!"

[Howlin]

OMG.........LOL!

[daisyscarlett]

And who will poll out as the one to perform the ceremony? The Rev. Al or the Rev. Jesse? Billy Graham is out, of course, since those unfortunate statements he made about the Jews to Nixon a zillion years ago. Also he is totally deaf and failing, though he did a great job at the 9/11 service didn't he?

[mountaineer]

Glad to hear of your efforts for the cause, mama. HLL is right - we really need to get to work for the right candidates if we want to prevent the Dems from taking over Congress and our state houses. Primary season is upon us, and then the elections just 7 months from now, so even if it's just a day making phone calls or handing out brochures, let's volunteer! Rah rah rah!

As it is just too nice outdoors for words, I now must leave you all temporarily to play in my compost pile. Given the price of lettuce these days, I think I know which "crop" I'll be planting this spring.

[Howlin]

Oh, we do have one suggestion for flower girl: Jesse's new daughter. :-)

[Howlin]

For the diversity, doncha know? AND "for the children" goes without saying.

[Endeavor]

I'm reading "Sell Out" right now and am furious with the Republicans in the Senate and some in the House. I was furious when it happened but I'm madder now. We need to get rid of Trent Lott, Orin Hatch, Arlan Specter, et al. I HATE them.

[Fintan]

So how do I become a member of the Guild?

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

So how do I become a member of the Guild?

Grow Ovaries.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Ok, ok, just kidding, snugglepuss. I will put you on our ping list and you will be in our Men's Auxillary.

I just hope you can make it through Hell Week. We still allow hazing.

[daisyscarlett]

LOL, yeah one of Jesse's little ones for flower girl. She can walk down the aisle with Barbie Boxer's grandson who was sired by Uncle Tony.

The mother of the groom has a tough job. Etiquette dictates that the mother of the groom look nice but not nicer than the mother of the bride.

And I apologize for my statement that Uncle Hughie is too big for a tux. Of course, they make tux's in his size. Why I just saw Jerry Nadler in a tux recently and he looked quite good actually.