'Corpse' Turns Out to Be Sex Doll

Yahoo! Reuters ^ | Tue Mar 26, 7:39 AM ET | Reuters

[ThreeYearLurker]

MUNICH, Germany (Reuters) - A Munich man suspected of murder after he was seen carrying what a neighbor thought was a dead body into his apartment was cleared after he showed police his collection of rubber sex dolls.

A police spokeswoman said Tuesday the neighbor called to say he saw the man carrying a "corpse" into the apartment. Police responding to the call found the suspect to be "surprised and disturbed" by their questions at first.

"When the officers then told the man they were investigating a murder he showed them his newly acquired silicon sex doll," the spokeswoman said.

"The man also showed the officers four other inflatable sex dolls he owns. Apparently, he had just been testing out his new acquisition when police arrived."

The spokeswoman said the police then left the apartment and closed the file. "They didn't want to disturb him any longer," the spokeswoman said.

[texlok]

Probably a "real doll", I think realdoll.com (Don't go there during work or with kids around). They had it on one of Fox's quirky little shows. Apparently there is a company making these things (made out of silicon) for $5000, yes $5000. Kinda scary.

[Sangamon Kid]

...the embarrassed detective sheepishly apologized, turned, and shuffled down the hall to the building entryway. The slightly unpleasant odor of the apartment hallway gave way to the brisk, sweet breeze of the early Bavarian spring as he hopped into the cruiser, thankful the lead was a dead end, and that the time saved would be well spent at the local beer garden.

Gunnar smirked as Reinhardt's car rolled away and disappeared behind the stretch of houses and newly budded line of oak trees at the end of the street. "That wasn't so bad," he mused as he softly closed the door behind him. A vague sense of triumph began to creep over him, as the smirk gave way to a grin. "How deliciously easy." he pondered. "Who would have thought that a handfull of marks for the doll silenced not only that probing and nosy neighbor, but also the oafish Reinhardt."....

[ThreeYearLurker]

Oh,Yeah...

That's a great song, I'm bummed they didn't come around my neck of the woods when they toured last year.

[newgeezer]

This got pulled the previous time it was posted today. Wonder what became of the overzealous moderator...

[TRY ONE]

Just the thought of putting a 98*F Ding-a-ling into 68*F (cold) silicon ---- well, I'll pass!

[Dinsdale]

In catholic high school after wasting the better part of a week and getting way behind on our homecoming float (donQehotix). We completed the horse. Sent someone out to get an Inflat-O-Mate. Glued aluminum foil to the doll. Done.

Cut forward one half day. Homecoming parade is being run through our 'sister' school when one of the penguins sees the doll. I'll never forget the look on her face as she started jumping up and down and yelling.

[GnL]

At first I thought this was a story about Gary Condit:
"Sex Doll Turns Out to Be Corpse"

[Popman]

Link: Real Dolls

No, I don't own one, can't afford one, plus the wife would not be real amused.

Someone sent me this link as a gag a long time ago.

[altair]

It's still cheaper than a wife.

[Calculus_of_Consent]

OPH, what were you doing in Munich?

[FITZ]

newly acquired silicon sex doll

Which is worse? Someone like Pamela Lee Anderson who is filled with silicon or a doll who is filled with silicon? There isn't that much difference----silicon is silicon.

[texlok]

Many times cheaper, but I'm going to stop there, lol. The guy saved himself a lot of money.

[SeaDragon]

OPH, what were you doing in Munich?

So that is where he disappeared to. So many dolls, so little time.............

[SeaDragon]

Here I am, completely maligned by someone I've known, and then all my other friends pile on....

Now, sweetness, you know we still love you.....

:)