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'Corpse' Turns Out to Be Sex Doll
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| Tue Mar 26, 7:39 AM ET
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Posted on 03/26/2002 12:09:58 PM PST by ThreeYearLurker
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Weird, wild stuff.
To: ThreeYearLurker
Way wacky, too!
To: ThreeYearLurker
EWWWWW!
To: ThreeYearLurker
"They didn't want to disturb him any longer," He's already disturbed enough as is.
To: ThreeYearLurker
Apparently, he had just been testing out his new acquisition when police arrived. Reminds me of the old song:
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
You'd be like heaven to touch
I want to hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
C.O.D Nine ninety-five
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
To: ThreeYearLurker
The spokeswoman said the police then left the apartment and closed the file. "Has anyone seen my bottle of Purell?"
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posted on
03/26/2002 12:19:49 PM PST
by
Taliesan
To: ThreeYearLurker
Apparently, he had just been testing out his new acquisition when police arrived. Isn't this what plain brown wrappers were invented for?
To: Izzy Dunne
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posted on
03/26/2002 12:24:41 PM PST
by
Raven6
To: Izzy Dunne
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posted on
03/26/2002 12:25:15 PM PST
by
stlrocket
To: ThreeYearLurker
Don't laugh too hard. . . I recall, on a trip to the UK, the latest rage was selling inflatable sheep called "Love Ewes". Couple of guys in my squadron bought a few, they'd pop up at squadron parties, going-aways, and one memorable retirement, when a buddy of mine was leaving the USAF to become a Priest. . . they gave him a sheep, the first of his "flock". . . .
Oddly enough, Father Mike **still** has the sheep, with the rest of his military momentoes (stopped by his parsonage several years ago when going through NYC. . . )
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posted on
03/26/2002 12:26:04 PM PST
by
Salgak
To: ThreeYearLurker
What was that old Police song? "Be My Girl"?
To: ThreeYearLurker
"Female subject not responsive to questioning".
Actor said that "she was mute".
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posted on
03/26/2002 12:26:41 PM PST
by
Deguello
To: ThreeYearLurker
Hey, As long as it was a girl doll. LOLOLOL
To: Izzy Dunne
now you've done it...you've just ruined that scene from The Deer Hunter...
To: ThreeYearLurker
In every dream home, a heartache.
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posted on
03/26/2002 12:40:01 PM PST
by
machman
To: ThreeYearLurker
16 replies and no "ex-wife" comments yet...
Slow day in FReeper land...
To: ThreeYearLurker
I knew a guy that had been in the Navy. He served on an aircraft carrier and swore that some guys had an inflatable doll that they passed around. He claimed that they also managed to pass around crab lice (scabies?) too, so had to get rid of it.
To: thatsnotnice
THAT is not nice. Uck.
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posted on
03/26/2002 12:54:54 PM PST
by
geaux
To: ThreeYearLurker
I got stopped by the cops once for having a life-size doll in the back window of my vehicle. It was my then 4 y/o daughter's doll and could wear her clothes. We used to sit it in the window when we left home, but my neighbor complained that it scared their kids. She was so life-like that we named her "Talking Tina" after the Twilight Zone episode.
To: ThreeYearLurker
No Roxy Music fans? ;)
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posted on
03/26/2002 1:02:50 PM PST
by
machman
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