The GUILD 3-17-2002 Happy Saint Patrick's Day!!!!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

May the road rise up to meet you

May the wind be always at your back

May the sun shine warm upon your face

Until we meet again.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Sayings

A man that can't laugh at himself should be given a mirror.

A man takes a drink; the drink takes a drink; the drink takes the man.

A narrow neck keeps the bottle from being emptied in one swig.

Morning is the time to pity the sober. The way they're feeling then is the best they're going to feel all day.

You can lead the horse to the well, but you can't make him drink.

Better the coldness of a friend than the sweetness of an enemy.

Be nice to them on the way up. You might meet them all on the way down.

If a man fools me once, shame on him. If he fools me twice, shame on me.

Let your anger set the sun and not rise again with it.

[BigWaveBetty]

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!!

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HILLARY'S LOVELY LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Carolinamom]

Happy Birthday!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Oh gosh, you know how I just adore chocolate. Thank you so much.

[BigWaveBetty]

You are most welcome. I went all over cyber town to find just the right one! Enjoy! ;-)

[BigWaveBetty]

Oh MY Word! Just went to the last part of yesterday's thread to see how the wedding ended.

Da Knees = YIKES!
Gina Lolobrigida = YIKES!
Liz Taylor and Monkey Boy Jackson = Double YIKES!!

What a completely scary group. Do ya'll suppose their human? I'm going back to check their foreheads. I think they're aliens.

[BigWaveBetty]

OH NO!!! Just went by Drudge, he had this up...

NOW I'M LONGING TO ADOPT FOUR CHILDREN, SAYS LIZA: Newly-weds Liza Minnelli and David Gest have revealed they are to adopt four children in the autumn, the SUNDAY EXPRESS of London is reporting... MORE...

That's all there was. God help those children. At least they'll have dolls to play with.

[SassyMom]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! I hope you have a GRAND day!

[BigWaveBetty]

From Cindy Adams Page Six

March 17, 2002 -- Dear Liza vows and wows 'em THE Wedding, The Wedding, The Wedding!!!

First, the good news. Fourth-time bride Liza wore Bob Mackie's virginal low-cut, off-the-shoulder, white, beaded gown. The train extended longer than some Vegas odds say this union will. [how come we never got to see the dress?!]

The train was personally schlepped by co-matron of honor Marisa Berenson, who wore a backless Gianfranco Ferre.

Hairdresser John Barrett, whispering into my ear so low you'd think he was slipping me bin Laden's unlisted cave number, said, "Liza was going to wear a headdress, but we decided against it."

He told me not to say he said this. I'm not sure which part I wasn't supposed to say.

The headdress, I'm told, clashed with her earrings. And David advised against it.

Now the bad news. The 5-o'clock-sharp wedding saw Michael Jackson and Elizabeth arrive promptly at 5:15. Michael did not get the bridal bouquet. I don't know who did, as my vision was obscured by Gina Lollobrigida's wig.

Michael wore a black, beaded cocktail suit with a giant glittering broach.

"So is it diamonds or rhinestones?" I ask.

"Oh, it's both," he said. Yeah, lotsa luck.

Donald Trump was in the balcony. Alan Cummings, upper-left balcony. Sir Anthony Hopkins was in the orchestra near Celeste Holm. Rosie O'Donnell in red cupped the fourth row.

Janet Leigh, in false eyelashes, asked everyone if they had a jar of Vaseline. She found some and schmeared it on her lips. "I'm so dry," she said.

At rehearsal, Mia Farrow kept reading a novel called "Abandonment." [LOL!!]

Freda Payne, in false eyelashes and real emerald earrings, said: "The usher told me to enter the church ‘stage right.' Stage right? This is a church." [LOLOL!!]

Oh there's more, just click on the link at the top.

[SassyMom]

I'm so sorry that I missed yesterdays thread. I went back and looked at the pics..... That was a FREAK show, not a weddings. What in the heck did Elizabeth Taylor have on her head?????

[BigWaveBetty]

"Liza was going to wear a headdress, but we decided against it."

Maybe that was Liza's hand me down headdress. lol

[SassyMom]

I just read the article you posted.... Elizabeth forgot her shoes???? What's up with that???? Are false eyelashes back in style??? Am I missing something? YIKES!

[SassyMom]

All I can say is that I'm so happy that I'm not part of the "in" crowd. lol

[SassyMom]

Does anybody have a pic of the wedding gown? All I have seen are pics of the white coat, or is that the gown? Nothing would surprise me.....hahaha.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I find it hysterical that Liza had a train and a long white gown, but the veil didn't work with the earrings.

Did anyone send her a copy of Elizabeth Post? When you are 56 and it's your 4th wedding, and you are marring a man who waxes his eyebrows and has a Shirley Temple Doll Collection, well, you don't wear white with a train.

[SassyMom]

ROFLOL... I guess it doesn't matter when you are the "in" crowd. I can't believe they had the wedding in a church!

[BigWaveBetty]

Yes we've missed the Boat O' Freaks!! YEA!!

Jacko was sucking on Lizabeth's toes, she just forgot her shoes in the car. EEeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!

[BigWaveBetty]

I can't believe we haven't seen the dress yet. Could it be THAT bad? Gotta go back to Drudge to see if there's anymore on these two freaks adopting 4 children.

Oh, here's a good story on the Bloviating Baldwin...

All Fired Up Over Blowhard Baldwin heheheheehe, it's a good one!

[Iowa Granny]

Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!!