A man that can't laugh at himself should be given a mirror.
A man takes a drink; the drink takes a drink; the drink takes the man.
A narrow neck keeps the bottle from being emptied in one swig.
Morning is the time to pity the sober. The way they're feeling then is the best they're going to feel all day.
You can lead the horse to the well, but you can't make him drink.
Better the coldness of a friend than the sweetness of an enemy.
Be nice to them on the way up. You might meet them all on the way down.
If a man fools me once, shame on him. If he fools me twice, shame on me.
Let your anger set the sun and not rise again with it.
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HILLARY'S LOVELY LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!
A jig fer your birthday!
-MDD-