[Overtaxed]

But Smeagol has some guilt and knows it's wrong to break a promise. He might have reformed if that "nasty, rude, cruel" hobbit Sam hadn't called him a "sneak."

[JenB]

Point!

That test is too flawed, I am too tall for a Dwarf and I am *not* Denethor. To prove it, I will bash Boromir, the jerk! He left the hobbits in the hands of Orcs just because he was too big a wimp to run with six arrows sticking out of his chest! Mr. Pathetic Failure can't even speak Elvish! And he's probably afraid of mice!

Grrr, having a buggy-code day and I'm not very happy about it, so someone think up a character we haven't bashed much, quick!

[carton253]

Overtaxed! You go! Someone needs to defend poor little Smeagol. (By the way, I was just teasing... I came out as Samwise)