That test is too flawed, I am too tall for a Dwarf and I am *not* Denethor. To prove it, I will bash Boromir, the jerk! He left the hobbits in the hands of Orcs just because he was too big a wimp to run with six arrows sticking out of his chest! Mr. Pathetic Failure can't even speak Elvish! And he's probably afraid of mice!
Grrr, having a buggy-code day and I'm not very happy about it, so someone think up a character we haven't bashed much, quick!
Ummm....Elrond, Glorfindel, Celeborn, Galadriel, Legolas, ...I already bashed Gildor, Arwen, and Haldir "The Snoot."