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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: Corin Stormhands
They aren't even worth any effort at all. I wish I could erase the entire time from my brain.

A lobotomy!!!! Yeah, that's what I need! LOL
28,861 posted on 10/01/2002 2:42:39 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: 2Jedismom
What makes me mad is that now the system has my last name and address!

I haven't heard from them since, so I guess I lost them. Now if I could only get rid of the alumni association....no wait....I want to tell them where they can go beg for money this year. :)

I want to be an onery old lady when I grow up!

28,862 posted on 10/01/2002 2:42:58 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Corin Stormhands
My aunt wants us all to go to church together on Sunday, but we're leaving. I left that church in 1984 because it was a cult. (It's a vey long and vey series story...)

That might explain certain religious war experiences? "Once bitten twice shy"?

28,863 posted on 10/01/2002 2:43:52 PM PDT by JenB
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To: Sam Cree
Not even an elves associaion reunion?

Hehehe....not even Elves Annoymous.

28,864 posted on 10/01/2002 2:45:02 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Sam Cree; g'nad
My little brother and I were once reminiscing about our own long ago teen years.

Yeah, it really hadn't hit me until this summer. Then I started thinking about what I was like at 13. My first thought was "Holy $%&#!!!"

I've had some of those conversations with him (no, I've not told him much). But there are times when I'll sit him down and say, "I know this sucks, but you've just got to get throught it." Hopefully that helps.

He's a good kid. But if I'm not careful, he'll end up like g'nad....

I'm actually thinking the military might be a good thing for him...

28,865 posted on 10/01/2002 2:45:26 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Overtaxed
And it's worse when my family all gets together for Easter. It's a huge blowout for my brother, with all this candy and easter bunnies and all this crap. We focus more on the religious aspects and Matthew doesn't even believe in the Easter bunny any more and I don't think Joshua has ever given it much thought. But when my brother and his family is down, they heap all this junk on my kids...it's a commercial nightmare. Then, I feel bad if I don't do the same thing for his kids and I end up going to the store buying all this nonsense (being careful not to buy anything not anything that has peanuts or might have come in contact with peanuts) and giving them to his kids. It's just rediculous. Someone spray me with the hose.
28,866 posted on 10/01/2002 2:46:16 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: 2Jedismom
Even if I move, I'm sure they'll find me!

Columbia House has managed to follow me through seven address changes in 20 years...

28,867 posted on 10/01/2002 2:46:58 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: 2Jedismom
More tea.
28,868 posted on 10/01/2002 2:50:53 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Corin Stormhands
And it all boils down to this...

My brother's kids got baptised this past week. Now it's not the same as when Matthew was baptised...Matthew made a conscious decision to accept Jesus as his savior and asked to go down to the front and make his public profession of faith. It was a wonderful joyful experience and we all went out to eat afterward. That's how we Baptists do it.

Now my brother has decided he's a Presbyterian and he goes and gets his kids baptised and one of them is like a baby and has no clue. Ok...fine, whatever. But then I'm told GET THIS I gotta get them both a gift! I can't find a gift that's appropriate and I told my mom that my brother oughta be ashamed of himself and she blew up at me.

ARGH!
28,869 posted on 10/01/2002 2:51:45 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: 2Jedismom
My mom gets real concerned about the gift giving. It's complicated because she's remarried to my uncle...follow closely, I'll 'splain...

My dad died in 1978. His sister died in 1983.
My mom is married to my dad's sister's husband.(my uncle)
So my "sister" is really my "cousin."

ANYWAY, my mom is so concerned that everything is equitable. She'd do that for my brother and I growing up, counting the presents, etc. I don't think we ever really paid any attention to it.

But now, if my "sister's" son gets my son something, we have to return equal or greater value (in her eyes).

But we resist. We've managed to make an art form out of finding quirky, inexpensive gifts. And they're always a hit.

28,870 posted on 10/01/2002 2:52:03 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Overtaxed
Put the tea in a hose and spray me with it.
28,871 posted on 10/01/2002 2:52:41 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: JenB
That might explain certain religious war experiences?

It certainly influences my perspective on what's worth arguing about. That's (one reason) why the R-wars were so frustrating.

28,872 posted on 10/01/2002 2:54:21 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
Do you live in the same town? We live a days drive away and we see each other maybe twice a year!
28,873 posted on 10/01/2002 2:55:22 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: 2Jedismom; JenB
I couldn't be a deacon in the Reformed Presbyterian church we were members of because I disagree with infant baptism. (but no Jen, that's not the only reason we left).
28,874 posted on 10/01/2002 2:56:04 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: 2Jedismom
Put the tea in a hose and spray me with it.

Isn't that supposed to prevent skin cancer? Hehehe

28,875 posted on 10/01/2002 2:56:43 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Corin Stormhands
Actually it all boils down to my mom getting mad at me for stupid reasons.

I have got to try that tea.
28,876 posted on 10/01/2002 2:56:58 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: Corin Stormhands
Well, I don't mind infant baptism...I don't see the point, but hey...whatever...but I don't get this gift giving. And of course no one bothers to explain.
28,877 posted on 10/01/2002 2:58:38 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: 2Jedismom
I think your mother is my Aunt Marilyn.... Any chance we are related? - Thats what families do 2J...

Just smile and do what she wants... she wont be around forever, and one day you will actually miss her hassling you about these gifts and parties for cousins and things. Just a thought. I would take my mother back at her nit-picky worst, right now. I know your relationship is not the same with your mom as mine was, but it is still all you have... you can't pick your roots, but it is good to be connected to them. If you are a tree. OK so maybe the analogy doesn't really work! ;~D
28,878 posted on 10/01/2002 2:59:02 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: 2Jedismom
It's just "They're getting baptised...get 'em a gift"
28,879 posted on 10/01/2002 3:00:09 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: 2Jedismom; All
Do you live in the same town?

My real brother is about 45 minutes away. And we're both about 4 hours from my Mom, step-dad and step-sister/cousin and step/brother-cousin.

But speaking of dysfunctional families, gotta run to rehearsal.

That's our Christmas story this year. Trying to reach young families.

It starts with a "perfect" Christmas that ends in disaster, then the little girl falls asleep as "Nana" reads Mother Goose...guess where she "wakes up?" That's right with Mother Goose and all the characters. They give the little girl a rhyme of her own. When she wakes up, she tells her story to "Nana" (the same actress who plays Mother Goose), and Nana says "that reminds me of another one of my favorite stories" and she goes on to start the Christmas story and the set morphs into Bethlehem...

Gotta run...see y'all later.

28,880 posted on 10/01/2002 3:00:42 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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