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Homeless man in Novosibirsk region eats an armchair
FunReports.com ^ | March 11, 2001

Posted on 03/13/2002 7:11:05 PM PST by RippleFire

2002-03-11 21:32:00

Homeless man in Novosibirsk region eats an armchair

Two homeless men fought for an empty beer bottle on the railway station of Novosibirsk. Forty-five-year-old Mikhail Galbur drank the beer and did not give the empty bottle away to his 26-year-old namesake, as he demanded it, but put it in the bag. The young man was furious, he swore at his “pal,” and then thought that he should be punished, so he stabbed him in the back. The wound was not serious, but homeless Mikhail had to go to the hospital anyway. The “hero” of the incident was sent for the psychological tests. However, it seems that Mikhail Galbur will have to undergo the same procedure soon. After he left the hospital, he went to the railway station in Barnaul, where the local policemen detained him for tearing the upholstery of an armchair with his teeth. The man said that he had got really drunk and then decided to have a bite of the leather upholstery.


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1 posted on 03/13/2002 7:11:05 PM PST by RippleFire
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To: Serge
Hungry?
2 posted on 03/13/2002 7:15:21 PM PST by nunya bidness
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To: RippleFire

"Is good, comrade!"
"Da, good!"

3 posted on 03/13/2002 8:02:35 PM PST by general_re
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To: RippleFire
Betcha can't eat just one!
4 posted on 03/13/2002 8:05:01 PM PST by altair
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To: RippleFire;phasma proeliator;jdogbearhunter
Got Milk?


5 posted on 03/13/2002 8:05:41 PM PST by da_toolman
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To: RippleFire
Hahahaha! This is too much!

I have deployed the power of "Add topic" to declare this thread a moose/cheese thread! Behold the power of the "topic" list!

Muahahahaha!

;)

6 posted on 03/13/2002 8:08:30 PM PST by general_re
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To: RippleFire
The old saying is still true: you can't have your chair and eat it too.
7 posted on 03/14/2002 5:38:06 AM PST by Moosilauke
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To: RippleFire
I am reminded of Mel Brooks only funny movie, The Twelve Chairs. I'm not sure why.

--Boris

8 posted on 03/16/2002 11:08:33 PM PST by boris
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To: RippleFire
covered in GNAWgahide?
9 posted on 03/17/2002 3:48:12 AM PST by fnord
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