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I think you might be right!

[Joe 6-pack]

An expectant blonde, brunette, and a red-head were in the waiting room eagerly awaiting their first sonograms. The brunette leans over and quietly says to the red-head, "I just know I'm going to have a little girl...I read a book that says if a woman is on the bottom, and stays on her back afterwards, the chances of her conceiving a girl are greatly increased!"

The red-head blushes, and whispers back, saying, "Really, then I'm going to have a boy, 'cause I rode on top the whole time."

The two ladies notice the blonde weeping quietly to herself. Completely sympathetic with the hormonal complexities of pregnancy, the brunette and red-head seek to console her, and ask what's wrong.

The blonde chokes over her sobbing, "I, I ...think I'm going to have....puppies!"