[Joe 6-pack]

An expectant blonde, brunette, and a red-head were in the waiting room eagerly awaiting their first sonograms. The brunette leans over and quietly says to the red-head, "I just know I'm going to have a little girl...I read a book that says if a woman is on the bottom, and stays on her back afterwards, the chances of her conceiving a girl are greatly increased!"

The red-head blushes, and whispers back, saying, "Really, then I'm going to have a boy, 'cause I rode on top the whole time."

The two ladies notice the blonde weeping quietly to herself. Completely sympathetic with the hormonal complexities of pregnancy, the brunette and red-head seek to console her, and ask what's wrong.

The blonde chokes over her sobbing, "I, I ...think I'm going to have....puppies!"

[Lower55]

A blonde and a brunette walking down the street in town. Without warning the blonde just turned and ran into a Starbucks coffee shop. The brunette caught up and said "Are you hurt?"

[Satadru]

What is a blonde's idea of safe sex? Locking the car door.

[Looking4Truth]

OK I'll bite, too.

Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof?
A: Tell her free drinks are on the house.

Q: What do a blonde and a 747 have in commmon?
A: They both have black boxes.

Q: Why should blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them again on Monday.

Q: What does a blonde say after sex?
A: Who are you guys?

(Teflon flame-retardant suit going on...)

[Lower55]

The difference between a blonde and a washing machine: You can drop a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks.

[fatima]

I do not understand this joe