[Flaming Conservative]

I’d have my soup all over that bow by the second sip. I’m seriously considering switching to all paisley blouses. (Being well-endowed has its drawbacks).

[Sacajaweau]

I should switch to all paisley pants....cuz the soup just keeps going.

[fidelis]

I’d have my soup all over that bow by the second sip. I’m seriously considering switching to all paisley blouses.

As a retired old guy that has worn various uniforms over my working life, I don't have to worry about being neat all the time anymore. That's why I wear a lot of Hawaiian shirts.

[rlmorel]

Hahahahahaha...I wore a tie to work for more than 40 years, and I swear, I didn’t get the hang of keeping them from getting stained until I only had a few years left to work!

[Repeal The 17th]

I can just imagine the wind whistling down the planes ...

[PGalt]

LOL! Skip the soup.

[MomwithHope]

I’d have problems too. “the shelf”

[MomwithHope]

I’d have problems too. “the shelf”

[trebb]

Years ago, my wife discovered that, if she wore one of my old flannel shirts, she never seemed to spill so much as a crumb on herself - it’s only the good stuff that gets messed up.

[telescope115]

My wife would agree with you…..

[Bigg Red]

😀

[Iron Munro]

That giant bow is clownish and unsightly.