“Your problem, is that no one has ever given you the Aunt Jemima treatment . . ."
In before the Monty Python references.
Holy Spatula, Batman!
(Soon yo be outlawed in New York, Illinois, and Californicate. )
Now that’s Animal Style!
“But Opperman did not lock his doors, pull out his phone, and watch from a safe distance”
So was his car stolen?
California.....she’ll probably be allowed to sue him into oblivion for assault and battery.
This kid is a national treasure.
There have been a number of cases reported where someone at a fast food place is angry about something. And goes on the attack.
Do some people have poor impulse control, poor ability to think things through, as far as consequences of their actions, etc.?
Does threatening someone with a weapon really make them cook that burger faster? Is that what the perpetrator was thinking?
Need I look?
“ woman allegedly threatening employees with a sharpened wooden stick.”
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Sharpened wooded stick? Was she of the H. erectus species of hominids?
Great! No further comment so as to not cause meltdowns by liberals reading this. Also, don’t want to warn them about what is going to happen if I am in the same situation.
IN N OUT FOR LIFE FOR FREE SHOULD FOLLOW
PAGING LINDSEY————————
Endorsements await!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4BUDwj_mXKE&pp=ygUMU3BhdHVsYSBjaXR50gcJCRsMAYcqIYzv&ra=m
> grabbed the first potential defensive tool he could find, a metal spatula <
Okay. It worked out this time. Nobody got hurt.
Nevertheless, I renew my call for common sense spatula control.
I’ll bet that woman never had anyone give her the “Aunt Jemima Treatment” before...
Feel good story of the day!
Never bring a stick to a spatula fight.
“Them” again...
“They” never quit...
Stick a spatula in her, she’s done.
I have to admire this guy. Not only could he leap through a window, but he could defeat a crazed woman with a mere spatula. This scenario will have to be duplicated in some action film.