Begin spraying Iranian military sites and farmlands with liquified pig fat
Infect herds of sheep and goats wth gonorrhea
Drop plane loads of pictures of Rep Rosa DeLauro
Drop plane loads of Taylor Swift CDs
Leave cases of Bud Lite in the desert
New ways? Muir Redwoods reminded me of an Old Way when he said “Begin spraying Iranian military sites and farmlands with liquefied pig fat.”
During the Philippines conflict Gen. Jack Pershing had troops equipped with the Army’s then-new high caliber pistol (M1911) and instructed them to lube rounds with pig fat so as to horrify drugged-up Muslim fanatics not killed outright.
Enemy bodies were to be sewed up and buried in pig carcasses for emphasis.
It worked.