Welcome Comrade! We here at the State Indoctrination Camp are going to get your mind right! What are you crying about? What we have here is a failure to communicate!

"You will learn to read then learn to think about it.
You will question authority. You will stand up for what you believe in.
You will get up when knocked down and knock down who knocked you down.
You will use fear as a motivator. You will do what has to be done.
You will smile and nod at idiot advice and then do things correctly.
You will lead by example and learn from those who do.
You will strive to benefit society and leave things better than you found them.
Avoid electing career criminals. That means no Democrats.
Dismissed."