Police “Sir, we’re here to charge you with a crime and take you in for questioning”
Alleged criminal, “what is the crime?”
Police “we cannot tell you”
Alleged criminal “well, who is the victim?”
Police “we cannot tell you”
Alleged criminal, “So if I understand you correctly, you are here to take me in because I may have done something to someone?”
Police “Exactly! Now come along…..”
“It’s a fair cop.”
Good grief! Franz Kafka died over s century ago, but he sure seems to ba alive in merry old England.