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Florida Woman Turns Pickleball Paddle Into "Deadly Weapon" After On-Court Argument
Not The Bee ^ | June 22, 2026 | Jesse James

Posted on 06/23/2026 8:09:30 AM PDT by Red Badger

Pickleball was supposed to be for old people who don't move well.

It's clear that we're beyond that point.

According to the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office, Michele Bannister, 47, of St. Augustine, allegedly went full John Wick on another player at a park on May 31 after a disagreement over - and I can't stress this enough - who was supposed to get the ball when it got away.

Not a joke.

This argument apparently got Michele worked up, because after the match when her opponent was speaking to her son about his playing style she "interjected" by going to town on the guy's head - with her paddle.

You won't believe me if I write this myself, so here's the Daily Caller:

Pickleball Game Turns Bloody After Woman Allegedly Uses Paddle As 'Deadly Weapon' To Attack Another Player, Police Say: The woman claimed to investigators that she came to the defense of her son amid an argument with the alleged victim https://t.co/D4UQtSXh6Q— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) June 22, 2026

From there, police say that the woman used a pickleball paddle and hit the victim multiple times in the head, resulting in the man having numerous face cuts and heavy bloodshed.

To make matters worse, Bannister allegedly gave police a false name, so she'll be hit with that misdemeanor as well.

Here's another quote from the story you won't believe:

Police state in the report that the woman was using 'a weapon that can cause serious bodily injury or death,' which triggered her felony charge.

Lady somehow turned a game of old-people tennis into a felony and a misdemeanor.

Proof that some of you take pickleball way too seriously (I might also be one of those people). Anyhow, keep your head on straight out there when you're dinking, folks. You'll win more games that way anyway.

I'll leave this here:

VIDEO AT LINK.................


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Outdoors; Society; Sports
KEYWORDS: felony; florida; floridawoman; michelebannister; orthopedicnurse; pickleball; staugustine; stjohnscounty

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To: NorthMountain

I forgot about those bad puppies. More fun than a BB gun. LOL.


21 posted on 06/23/2026 8:30:28 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (No Kings. (Hakeem) No Nazi Snowflake Fuhrers (Platner) No Ayatollahs (Madmami). Throw them out!!!!)
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To: NorthMountain
...and threw them at the barbarians...

Also did that back in the 70's. Maybe the reason they were banned.

22 posted on 06/23/2026 8:31:08 AM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: Red Badger

“after a disagreement over - and I can’t stress this enough - who was supposed to get the ball when it got away.”

Sounds like “AUNT FLO” was in town. 😏


23 posted on 06/23/2026 8:32:05 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America....so great even the people that hate it won't leave!)
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To: lee martell

And, just where do you think the thugs in the games care from? Rotten parents. or, more likely, no father.


24 posted on 06/23/2026 8:32:46 AM PDT by bobbo666
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To: SunkenCiv

Another one in the nursing profession!


25 posted on 06/23/2026 8:36:16 AM PDT by simpson96
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To: Bon of Babble

I played tennis all my life but experienced a torn meniscus about a year ago. Miraculously it healed up with 8 weeks of PT.

My best friend has taken up pickle ball and I was thinking of trying it but I decided not to take a chance of messing up the knee and having to face surgery.


26 posted on 06/23/2026 8:36:39 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: Bon of Babble

Played a lot of Bocce Ball while growing up. Lived in a neighborhood with a lot of Italian families. Every one had a Bocce Ball court. They had no problem with kids playing along as they behaved and kept the noise down. Loved those days.


27 posted on 06/23/2026 8:37:17 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (No Kings. (Hakeem) No Nazi Snowflake Fuhrers (Platner) No Ayatollahs (Madmami). Throw them out!!!!)
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To: Mermaid Girl

When I first heard of “pickleball” I thought “What kind of crap is this”? Still think it’s ridiculous, but if people want to play it...just so they understand that I’m not even slightly interested.


28 posted on 06/23/2026 8:40:31 AM PDT by oldtech (oltech)
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To: Red Badger

My brother and I used to have the same argument all the time.

The ball, the sled, etc.


29 posted on 06/23/2026 8:43:25 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: oldtech

It’s a little known fact that Pickleball was created by orthopedic surgeons.


30 posted on 06/23/2026 8:44:44 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: GSWarrior
It’s a little known fact that Pickleball was created by orthopedic surgeons.

In conjunction with the pharmaceutical industry.

31 posted on 06/23/2026 8:46:05 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: Sirius Lee

“Its a paraphrase from the John Wick movie.”

Quotes are not used with paraphrases.


32 posted on 06/23/2026 8:47:27 AM PDT by TexasGator (1-1i11'./1)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Definitely have to keep your head in the game when playing ... Incoming Jarts have right-of-way.


33 posted on 06/23/2026 8:47:57 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Red Badger

Well...it could’ve been worse.
...overhand fast pitch lawn darts


34 posted on 06/23/2026 8:49:52 AM PDT by Z28.310 (Overthinkers Annonymous suggestion; "Do not simply comply". ..especially with ClusterB disorders)
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To: Red Badger

This wasn’t a completive issue. This was I’m right issue.


35 posted on 06/23/2026 8:50:40 AM PDT by alternatives?
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To: NorthMountain

You got that right.


36 posted on 06/23/2026 8:51:43 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (No Kings. (Hakeem) No Nazi Snowflake Fuhrers (Platner) No Ayatollahs (Madmami). Throw them out!!!!)
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To: 1Old Pro; GSWarrior
Hahahaha!!!

"...It’s a little known fact that Pickleball was created by orthopedic surgeons.

In conjunction with the pharmaceutical industry..."

I had this vision of a marketing meeting as they dreamed it up, all scheming with glee!


37 posted on 06/23/2026 8:52:10 AM PDT by rlmorel (Factio Communistica Sinensis Delenda Est)
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To: NorthMountain

You got that right.


38 posted on 06/23/2026 8:54:57 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (No Kings in America! Defund and Abolish the Feral DemonRAT Judiciary NOW!!!)
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To: Red Badger

39 posted on 06/23/2026 8:55:02 AM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: Mermaid Girl

I used to have a friend that was crazy about pickle ball, and she was mad at me for not wanting to learn to play. She hated that I enjoyed gardening instead. A couple of years ago, she canceled me, and I am now a much happier person because of that. She is a toxic person, at least she was with me. She wanted me to be her puppet.


40 posted on 06/23/2026 9:00:22 AM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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