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Democrats Clarify Everyone Is A Nazi Except The Guy With Nazi Tattoo
The Babylon Bee ^ | May 5, 2026

Posted on 05/06/2026 6:49:38 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican

U.S. — Members of the Democratic Party from across the nation issued a statement clarifying that everyone is an evil Nazi except that one guy running for Senate in Maine who has a Nazi tattoo.

While the Democrats' political strategy for years had been to label all sorts of people as evil Nazis, ranging from Republican politicians to concerned parents at PTA meetings. But after Graham Platner became the presumptive Democratic nominee for the U.S. Senate, the Democratic Party sought to explain that the man with the skull-and-crossbones "Totenkopf" tattoo was definitely not an evil Nazi.

"Graham Platner is definitely NOT a Nazi," said a Democratic spokesperson for the Platner campaign. "His tattoo is not a Nazi symbol at all. It's a symbol of tolerance and love. But if you see a Republican with that tattoo, then it's totally a Nazi tattoo. We hope this helps."

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1 posted on 05/06/2026 6:49:38 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: MinorityRepublican

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ToEvz-7trY


2 posted on 05/06/2026 6:51:03 PM PDT by Red Badger (Iryna Zarutska, May 22, 2002 Kyiv, Ukraine – August 22, 2025 Charlotte, North Carolina Say her name)
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To: MinorityRepublican

You saw the movie: “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.”

Get ready for the squeaquel: “The Guy With Nazi Tattoo!”


3 posted on 05/06/2026 6:55:12 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: MinorityRepublican

Makes total sense.


4 posted on 05/06/2026 6:55:22 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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To: MinorityRepublican

It should be a total embarrassment to the State of Maine to even consider runnig this guy even for a dog catcher position, let alone for U.S. Senator.. Everything these communists touch, they destroy. Maine included.


5 posted on 05/06/2026 7:25:31 PM PDT by lgjhn23 ("On the 8th day, Satan created the progressive liberal to destroy all the good that God created...")
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To: MinorityRepublican

Now that the DemonRATS have filled the House and Senate with POS, yellow-bellied, cowardly refugees, they might as well fill the Donkey Cong Liugi Party with Nazis too.


6 posted on 05/06/2026 7:36:07 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Remember, King Hakeem and his butt buddy, Schumer are still going to try to reopen the border.)
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To: lgjhn23
Everything these communists touch, they destroy. Maine included.

I bet a lot of the kids who voted for someone's dog to be Senior Class President back in the 1970s are Democrats today.

7 posted on 05/06/2026 7:59:58 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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To: MinorityRepublican

Guess libs dont know what a nazi is either.


8 posted on 05/06/2026 9:36:48 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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