“TDS” – A Parody of “Be Our Guest” from Beauty and the Beast (1991)

0:00Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the 47th President of the United States,

0:055 seconds: President Donald J. Trump, accompanied by First Lady Mrs. Melania Trump.

0:1919 seconds: I got Trump arrangement syndrome. I hate the mother. T D S TDS. Democrats have

0:2828 seconds: TDS. You can't catch it from French kissing. No, it's all inside your head.

0:3434 seconds: What is more, there's no cure. Makes you dumb and immature. Watch the fake news.

0:4040 seconds: It's atrocious. See their hatred so ferocious. They can scream, they can shout, some will threaten to move out and expatriate like a lender generous.

0:5151 seconds: Although it may confound you. Yes, it's all around you. TDS, TDS, TDS.

1:001 minute: When you're down in the dumps, you can blame it all on Trump. There is no accountability if you're living like a

1:071 minute, 7 seconds: chump. You're alone on your phone. Hear his voice. It makes you moan. That's when you increase your drinking. Say

1:151 minute, 15 seconds: goodbye to critical thinking. He tells jokes. You get ill. Now it's him you wish to kill. to democracy. He's an

1:221 minute, 22 seconds: existential threat. Come on, put down your drink. It's time to call your shrink or TDS. If you're stressed, an exorcist if you're possessed with TS, 1:341 minute, 34 seconds: TDS, TDS life, it's so confusing for a libard who

1:421 minute, 42 seconds: is using blue sky, Tik Tok, mainstream media.

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Welcome Address

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the 47th President of the United States, President Donald J. Trump, accompanied by First Lady Mrs. Melania Trump.

I got Trump arrangement syndrome. I hate the mother. T D S TDS. Democrats have TDS. You can’t catch it from French kissing. No, it’s all inside your head. What is more, there’s no cure. Makes you dumb and immature. Watch the fake news. It’s atrocious. See their hatred so ferocious. They can scream, they can shout, some will threaten to move out and expatriate like a lender generous. Although it may confound you. Yes, it’s all around you. TDS, TDS, TDS.

When you’re down in the dumps, you can blame it all on Trump. There is no accountability if you’re living like a chump. You’re alone on your phone. Hear his voice. It makes you moan. That’s when you increase your drinking. Say goodbye to critical thinking. He tells jokes. You get ill. Now it’s him you wish to kill. To democracy. He’s an existential threat. Come on, put down your drink. It’s time to call your shrink or TDS. If you’re stressed, an exorcist if you’re possessed with TDS, TDS, TDS life, it’s so confusing for a libard who is using blue sky, TikTok, mainstream media.

Ah, those good old days when news was truthful. Suddenly those good old days are gone. 10 years we’ve been seething like crybabies who are teething. But we cannot win alone on policy. Most days we just try hard to impeach him.

Biden old and lazy. Kamala was batshit crazy. TDS TDS. How the left is all obsessed. Righteous hordes are ignored. Violent fantasies coast with each rally chanted scream antifon every street. While the cops do their arresting agitators manifesting, we’ll break laws. We’ll get caught. Heaven’s sakes. Was that a shot? Film it quick. We want the country all.

We’ve got a lot to do until Trump is through. TDS TDS TDS TDS TDS TDS is the law. It’s 10 years since Obama was in charge and world. It’s a real bad disease. You can catch it just like my iPhone. Count by count one by one. They said guilty. Still, he won. Yet no matter what we do, he’s still the prize. Next time we’ve got your ring for now. TBS TVs TVs.

And I’ll just end with this. I would rather stick forks in my eyes than be here tonight to listen to Donald Trump. I got Trump derangement syndrome. And you know what? I don’t want to get rid of it. I don’t want to get better. I want to get worse. I want to hate him more. I pray to God in heaven. God reign the righteous brain of Trump derangement syndrome on me. Pray for me, Lord. I’m your vessel on this earth. Pray for the people that listen to this. We want more. We want to hate the son of a so much that we can’t see straight.

Count by count, one by one. They said guilty, still he won. Yet no matter what we do, he’s still the prize. Next time we’ve got your ring for now. We’re drinking TBS. TDS TVs.

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