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To: ConservativeStatement

I might not hit that.

7 posted on 04/29/2026 2:18:25 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The quickest and easiest way to untold riches is to be elected to national office.)
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To: Lazamataz

Don’t be a chicken, Laz.


12 posted on 04/29/2026 2:22:10 PM PDT by Repeat Offender
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To: Lazamataz

Hit that with a truck.


13 posted on 04/29/2026 2:24:46 PM PDT by exnavy (See article IV section 4 of our constitution.)
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To: Lazamataz

It’ll do more than hit you back.


14 posted on 04/29/2026 2:24:55 PM PDT by decal (They won't stop, so they'll have to be stopped)
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To: Lazamataz

A big Ouchie in Okauchee.


16 posted on 04/29/2026 2:31:50 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom ( )
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To: Lazamataz


"I might not hit that."


The question is, would you survive it if you did...
18 posted on 04/29/2026 2:31:56 PM PDT by Bikkuri
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To: Lazamataz

Those are tiny caterpillars. Did the big ones all die?


19 posted on 04/29/2026 2:32:44 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom ( )
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To: Lazamataz

The eyebrows are definitely indicative of homicidal madness.


22 posted on 04/29/2026 2:35:16 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Lazamataz
Always remember:
strippers, hairdressers, redheads, girls named Tiffany Mikayla...

25 posted on 04/29/2026 2:36:23 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: Lazamataz

Looks like the latina chicks that lived in Fresno when I was in college. Insane bunch of “gangsta chicks”


38 posted on 04/29/2026 2:59:50 PM PDT by Organic Panic
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To: Lazamataz

We do prefer you to stay alive around these parts!


39 posted on 04/29/2026 3:01:07 PM PDT by mdmathis6 (A horrible historic indictment: Biden Democrats plunging us into Ukraine wars to hide their crimes!)
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To: Lazamataz
She looks scary as hell. Mexican maybe? Those eyebrows are something else. Dead eyes too.

45 posted on 04/29/2026 3:12:15 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie ( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and his mercy endures forever. — Psalm 106)
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To: Lazamataz

I might not hit that.


She’d hit you first.


50 posted on 04/29/2026 3:18:53 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: Lazamataz

is this a he-she?

somethings definitely off


64 posted on 04/29/2026 4:15:00 PM PDT by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: Lazamataz

Cross-eyed men and women should always be avoided...


65 posted on 04/29/2026 4:18:51 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is rabble-rising Sam Adams now that we need him? Is his name Trump, now?)
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To: Lazamataz

It has .73 eyebrows, all together …

I usually aim closer to 2.0.


71 posted on 04/29/2026 4:36:26 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Paid leftist Trolls ought to be banned here. There are several obvious ones.)
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To: Lazamataz

She’s in the no go area of the crazy hot matrix.


75 posted on 04/29/2026 5:14:30 PM PDT by ealgeone
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To: Lazamataz
Laz -> "I might not hit that.

Well, this is hugh..
and series.

79 posted on 04/29/2026 5:52:21 PM PDT by BAN-ONE
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To: Lazamataz

she’ll hit you..

not the same kinda hit though. be sure to take her out to eat. it’s for your own safety.


97 posted on 04/30/2026 1:53:33 PM PDT by cableguymn (Can't cancel all of us)
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