Posted on 04/14/2026 10:08:29 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
SWALWELL 2028!!!
Why not? Eric Swalwell (if not hit with massive lawsuits) will have time on his hands to run. Plus scandal can't harm him any more since he has fallen as low as one can go.
Ultimately, Swalwell 2028 merch would be a big humor hit. As an ice breaker, imagine walking into a party wearing Swalwell 2028 gear. It would definitely inspire a lot of laughter
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Last time Swalwell was accused of sexual improprieties, the corporate media raced to his defense pic.twitter.com/k447S7O2t6β Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) April 13, 2026
The Swallwell whoopee cushion will be a big hit!
The lady doth protest too much, methinks https://t.co/QCPm3aOojWβ Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) April 13, 2026
Whether the entry into a room wearing “SWALWELL 2028” gear would induce good humor and laughter, or not, depends on the crowd. The MAGA crowd would get the joke, but if it happened to be Democrat Underground or ActBlue, the wearer of such garb would likely be torn apart.
Those denizens of the fever swamp do not like to be reminded of their bungling oafs they have cast aside.
Since when does CNN and the SF Chronicle go out of their way to expose one of their own who is just doing what everyone else in the party does ?
The real question is who do the Democrats plan to replace him with ?
Methinks Senator Liawatha Warren gave us a big clue when she said something like "what do you expect ALL OF MEN ACT LIKE THAT".
Hopefully they’re stupid enough to run a woman again but I fear they’ve learned their lesson there. We may need Rubio to be top of the ticket. I’m not sure Vance is gaining much traction but it’s still early. Marco seems to have more of a Teflon coating.
Better yet, the D primaries will operate as usual, Heels-Up is ahead by a mile, then she's removed from the ticket for her stupidity or some scandal that arises all of a sudden, so the DNC removes her from the race and awards the nomination to Swalwell!
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No kidding. Being a sexual pervert is fundamental to being a Democrat. Swalwell was just doing what Dems do best.
Bomo perversion, child grooming, and animal sex perversions are perfectly fine...but hetero perversions? That’s a bridge too far!
That is one, sick, hypocritical, inconsistent world they live in.
What about wearing it as a delegate to the DNC 2028 convention?
What about Halloween merch?
Agree. Swalwell, the face (and butt) of the Democrat Party. Swalwell 2028!
He’s now so thoroughly destroyed, I’d not be surprised if he offed himself, ....but he loves him some Eric—’I should be president’- Swalwell too much.
Who would ever hire this cretin ?...although that may not be feasible either....from behind bars.
Swalwell’s fart gas is so toxic that it might also take down a certain Senator from Arizona.
I am hoping Swalwell masks become a Halloween hit. That would mean the GOP learned how to ride this blast radius blowup straight to the midterms.
And I too, am hoping best-bud Gallego, my slime senator, is damaged. He’s another who thinks he should be President. This will put that fantasy on pause.
He may need witness protection program security.
Jumpin’ Jack Flash is a gas, gas, gas....
He’s the male equivalent of Kamala Harris. However, he lacks the gender and skin color requirements that are so important to the Democrat party.
Do like Clinton and take a “journey of atonement,” which got him back into the White House. People all over the world are just begging to be fooled.
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