Nice Shot Citizen

Second city cop ^ | 9April 2026 | Second city cop

[DUMBGRUNT]

"Award him a life-saving award! He saved his own life! And he deserves it…."

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: banglist; chicago; illinois; pronounced

[DUMBGRUNT]

Some good news out of Chiraq.

[Steely Tom]

[Lazamataz]

I hate to Beep Repaired.

[Obadiah]

Was this in Fallujah? Oh, wait its Chicago. Never mind.

[mewzilla]

...His home is across the street from the South Chicago (4th) District station...

Okaaaay...

[DUMBGRUNT]

Anonymous said...
So, with the registration and serial numbers on ammo, will you have to document that you gifted it to someone?

[BigFreakinToad]

tax payer relief shot

[teeman8r]

if you perform CPR on someone with a gaping chest wound, are you helping him bleed out quicker? asking for a friend.

[Steely Tom]

I got my bleep repaired, it still hurts a little though.

[meyer]

A beep needs repair after being stuned.

[Bob434]

he lived next to police station and STILL the police were nowhere in sight to save this man- He STILL had to save himself- had he not had a gun, he likely wouldn’t be alive after calling the police for help while the perp was in his home

[central_va]

If someone is bleeding then they have BP and dont need cpr. Bleeding is a sign of life.

[bert]

And

Do a good turn daily

[Lazamataz]

I am so screwed

[Salamander]

There’s always a brilliant one in the comments section

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Anonymous said...
John doe, now identified as John Done.............

[T.B. Yoits]

We're at the point that it would be worth having a body came, interior cameras, and a gun-mounted camera.

Not just for legal protection but to license the rights to the video to be compensated for being victimized, AND to build up a vast library of such video exposing how our government is using such criminals to foment an anarcho-tyranny.

[NavyShoe]

“The Armed Citizen” is my favorite read in American Riflemen.

[BFW]

One shot center mass.

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[AlaskaErik]

If you break into my home and I have to neutralize you I’m not doing any CPR. That’s what EMS is for after police have secured the scene. I’m keeping my distance while keeping my pistol trained on you in the meantime.

[Pontiac]

His home is across the street from the South Chicago (4th) District station.

The intruder was locally known as a genius and will be deeply missed by Chicago's academic community.