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Update: Secret Service agent who shot himself in butt was trying to use gun light to find phone
notthebee.com ^ | Mar 30, 2026 | Joel Abbott

Posted on 03/30/2026 1:48:58 PM PDT by V_TWIN

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Susan Crabtree, a national correspondent for RealClear Politics, reporting the details of a Secret Service agent who shot himself in the tush.

Last week, the agency reported that the agent shot himself in the leg while on Jill Biden's protective detail, but it look like they might have been trying to save what's left of his dignity.

(Excerpt) Read more at notthebee.com ...


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KEYWORDS: banglist; biden; buttlist; donutwatch; secretservice

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1 posted on 03/30/2026 1:48:58 PM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

Nice to see the Bidens are getting the best and brightest.


2 posted on 03/30/2026 1:50:04 PM PDT by bigdaddy45
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Did he find the phone 📱?


3 posted on 03/30/2026 1:50:41 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They Did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: V_TWIN

From the nation's elite to Keystone Kops in about two decades, although they really started going down hill with the DEI hires.

4 posted on 03/30/2026 1:52:24 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: V_TWIN

Apparently, the USSS has transferred all the DEI hires to the Biden family detail. Not that I think that’s a bad idea...


5 posted on 03/30/2026 1:52:30 PM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: bigdaddy45

Maybe Pres Jill demanded one of Her DEI agents she
forced upon the SS while working for the CCP in DC .
That is a fact it was Pres Jill demanding DEI SS agents.

A shame the traitor did not get shot.


6 posted on 03/30/2026 1:53:22 PM PDT by ncalburt ( Gop DC Globalists are the evil )
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To: bigdaddy45

Probably the same ones taterhead dumped on DJT during the campaign.

After all, turnabout is fair play.


7 posted on 03/30/2026 1:53:58 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America....so great even the people that hate it won't leave)
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To: V_TWIN

Was that the midget who couldn’t find her holster?


8 posted on 03/30/2026 1:57:24 PM PDT by bray (Thank God for Israel)
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9 posted on 03/30/2026 1:57:50 PM PDT by abb
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To: bray

This was actually a male.....Either Sean Curran is incompetent or a genius......I’m going with the latter.


10 posted on 03/30/2026 1:59:58 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America....so great even the people that hate it won't leave)
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This does not make sense....are they talking about the laser ‘light’ used for aiming???? To find a phone?


11 posted on 03/30/2026 2:04:09 PM PDT by oil_dude
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no, flashlight


12 posted on 03/30/2026 2:05:28 PM PDT by crosdaddy
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To: oil_dude

White light


13 posted on 03/30/2026 2:05:53 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America....so great even the people that hate it won't leave)
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To: V_TWIN

Agent left his sidearm in the car. Went back to get it, fumbled it, and shot himself. They are trying to come up with anything but the truth to explain the indefensible... even to the point of absurdity.


14 posted on 03/30/2026 2:06:43 PM PDT by pgyanke (Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
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To: Flaming Conservative
all the DEI hires to the Biden family detail

Not ALL, just the dumbest of the DUMB.

There are NO credible threats against Biden because nobody who dislikes that idiot would want to put him out of his misery.

15 posted on 03/30/2026 2:08:35 PM PDT by politicianslie (Gold is the money of kings, silver for gentlemen, barter for peasants, debt is money for slaves )
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To: abb

You know why Barney Fife is so funny and relatable?

Because there’s a little Barney in all of us......think about it. 😏


16 posted on 03/30/2026 2:09:03 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America....so great even the people that hate it won't leave)
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To: V_TWIN

Keep your finger out of the trigger guard until you shoot, at least he missed his testicles, boner I mean bonus. 🥴


17 posted on 03/30/2026 2:11:28 PM PDT by Equine1952 (MM1SS SASOB)
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To: politicianslie

“There are NO credible threats against Biden...”

When’s the last time a POTUS could flop around on the beach with no SS in sight?


18 posted on 03/30/2026 2:11:30 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America....so great even the people that hate it won't leave)
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To: V_TWIN

I hope Trump gave them all the DEI hires that they love so much


19 posted on 03/30/2026 2:11:49 PM PDT by Mr. K (no i think 10%consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself.)
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Let’s see. The light switch must be that little lever hanging down in that loop under the gun. Just slip your finger in the guard, and pull back, and light things up.

Does this qualify me to be an SS agent?


20 posted on 03/30/2026 2:12:23 PM PDT by PAR35
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