Posted on 03/30/2026 1:10:58 PM PDT by V_TWIN
Babylon Bee Join Toggle navigation menu Banner Ad 11 Pickup Lines For Getting Chicks At A 'No Kings' Rally Politics · Mar 30, 2026 · BabylonBee.com Ashlin Galbraith / Shutterstock Image for article: 11 Pickup Lines For Getting Chicks At A 'No Kings' Rally Banner Ad A "No Kings" rally isn't just an excuse to take off work while protesting a thing that doesn't exist in America — it's also a great way to find love. Knowing what the chicks at a "No Kings" protest want to hear is the key.
The Babylon Bee spent the weekend compiling the most popular lines used to pick up chicks at the "No Kings" rallies across the country:
"I also hate Trump, and I can't coherently explain why." It's important to point out what you have in common.
"Are your Birkenstocks making your feet sore? Because you've been running through my mind all day." It goes a long way to compliment her on her fashion style.
"Hey, there. Do you identify as a woman?" Misgendering right off the bat can kill your chances.
"We should set up a play date for our vegan trans cats." Sometimes, the quickest way to a girl's heart is through her non-binary pets.
"I don't want to brag, but I once bench pressed 20 pounds." Guaranteed to impress.
"What's your favorite episode of The View?" Once she finds out you love listening to screeching harpies, you're in.
"No kings, but YAS QUEEN, am I right?" You smooth operator, you.
"I love the way the wind blows through your pink and green hair." Let her know that you find her attractive.
"I couldn't help but notice your insane screaming from across the street." Nothing wrong with a little sweet-talking.
"Want to go grab an oat milk latte and avocado toast after the rally?" Thoughtful and romantic.
"You're the most beautiful woman I've seen since Hillary Clinton." Once you drop this baby on her, she'll be yours.
Use any of the lines listed above at the next "No Kings" rally, and you're guaranteed to find your soulmate. Which other pick-up lines do you think would be most effective?
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Understood. And agreed.
Thanks.
That's funny...Babylon Bee, you did it again...love it...
No deodorant. Hairy in all places possible. Didn’t take many showers. Floppy isn’t always sexy. Frizzy hair.
Just the rebuild. Vets get paid well for the removal part.
Here's another piece of pickup artist lore: The real secret is lowering your standards.
{ smirk }
I van get Metamucil wholesale.
The old Diceman stand-by...”I’ve got Fudge!”
I've said it before: if young Republican women put out more easily than the Democrats, Bill Clinton would be a Republican today... and just as much of a nasty horndog.
Want to go to your mom’s basement or my mom’s basement?
Who is so dumb and desperate?
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