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To: Ezekiel
The meteorite:

The surprised mother:


3 posted on 03/22/2026 6:47:24 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Not all 2,000,000,000 muslims want to murder me. But 200,000,000 probably do.)
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To: Uncle Miltie

Two heavy objects.


7 posted on 03/22/2026 6:51:02 AM PDT by eclecticEel ("The petty man forsakes what lies within his power and longs for what lies with Heaven." - Xunzi)
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To: Uncle Miltie
That lady will get serious bucks for that meteorite - more that enough to fix her home and even buy a bigger home!

Very fortunate that no one was injured; if she isn't a churchgoer, now's the time to be one.

8 posted on 03/22/2026 6:52:32 AM PDT by Chainmail (You can vote your way into Socialism - but you will have to shoot your way out.)
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To: Uncle Miltie

Yikes!


10 posted on 03/22/2026 7:02:12 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: Uncle Miltie

The meteorite;
The surprised mother;
The million dollar purchase fee.


13 posted on 03/22/2026 7:04:17 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: Uncle Miltie

It looks like an overcooked brisket


18 posted on 03/22/2026 7:11:09 AM PDT by shadeaud (God gave us the free will and intelligence to choose right from wrong. Use it or lose it!D)
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To: Uncle Miltie

Daaaaaayum Yolanda bout shat when dat mfr hit her crib yo!!


22 posted on 03/22/2026 7:22:56 AM PDT by sit-rep (START DEMANDING INDICTMENTS NOW!!!!!)
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To: Uncle Miltie

36 posted on 03/22/2026 8:06:10 AM PDT by Bratch
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To: Uncle Miltie

“She’s so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard”. RD


41 posted on 03/22/2026 9:08:28 AM PDT by albie
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