To: Ezekiel
The meteorite:

The surprised mother:

3 posted on
03/22/2026 6:47:24 AM PDT by
Uncle Miltie
(Not all 2,000,000,000 muslims want to murder me. But 200,000,000 probably do.)
To: Uncle Miltie
7 posted on
03/22/2026 6:51:02 AM PDT by
eclecticEel
("The petty man forsakes what lies within his power and longs for what lies with Heaven." - Xunzi)
To: Uncle Miltie
That lady will get serious bucks for that meteorite - more that enough to fix her home and even buy a bigger home!
Very fortunate that no one was injured; if she isn't a churchgoer, now's the time to be one.
8 posted on
03/22/2026 6:52:32 AM PDT by
Chainmail
(You can vote your way into Socialism - but you will have to shoot your way out.)
To: Uncle Miltie
10 posted on
03/22/2026 7:02:12 AM PDT by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
To: Uncle Miltie
The meteorite;
The surprised mother;
The million dollar purchase fee.
13 posted on
03/22/2026 7:04:17 AM PDT by
PIF
(They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
To: Uncle Miltie
It looks like an overcooked brisket
18 posted on
03/22/2026 7:11:09 AM PDT by
shadeaud
(God gave us the free will and intelligence to choose right from wrong. Use it or lose it!D)
To: Uncle Miltie
Daaaaaayum Yolanda bout shat when dat mfr hit her crib yo!!
22 posted on
03/22/2026 7:22:56 AM PDT by
sit-rep
(START DEMANDING INDICTMENTS NOW!!!!!)
To: Uncle Miltie
36 posted on
03/22/2026 8:06:10 AM PDT by
Bratch
To: Uncle Miltie
“She’s so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard”. RD
41 posted on
03/22/2026 9:08:28 AM PDT by
albie
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