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Chuck Norris Suffers Medical Emergency in Hawaii
Breitbart ^ | March 19, 2026 | Warner Todd Huston

Posted on 03/19/2026 2:08:28 PM PDT by PROCON

Movie martial arts legend Chuck Norris has been hospitalized in Hawaii after a reported medical emergency.

The famed movie tough guy, who is 86, was reportedly hospitalized over the last 24 hours in island of Kauai, according to TMZ.

He is reportedly in good spirits, the site added.

Norris only just turned 86 on March 10 and posted a video of his sparring workout to social media to show fans that he’s still got it.

Norris has been deeply involved in conservative and Republican politics fpr years and is a strong supporter of President Donald Trump.

(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: breitbart; chucknorris; hawaii; kauai; warnertoddhuston; wth

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Get well, Chuck.
1 posted on 03/19/2026 2:08:28 PM PDT by PROCON
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To: PROCON

I have to believe honest…I expected a punchline.

Get well soon!


2 posted on 03/19/2026 2:13:13 PM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: Vermont Lt

Be…not believe. Jeez autocorrect sucks.


3 posted on 03/19/2026 2:13:48 PM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: PROCON

The hospital was brought to him.


4 posted on 03/19/2026 2:14:52 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (Inter arma enim silent leges! - Cicero )
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Prayers up for him, but also....

...isn’t it more accurate to say a medical emergency had a Chuck Norris?


5 posted on 03/19/2026 2:16:19 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The quickest and easiest way to untold riches is to be elected to national office.)
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To: Vermont Lt

Probably had reaction to muscle reduction surgery.


6 posted on 03/19/2026 2:16:34 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (Inter arma enim silent leges! - Cicero )
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To: PROCON

You mean the medical emergency suffered a Chuck Norris.

Good luck medical emergency, you’ll need it.


7 posted on 03/19/2026 2:16:49 PM PDT by Jonty30 (I would have been an awesome merchant marine. I can sell convenient store items very well.)
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The hospital was brought to him.

Thank you, Chuck Norris humor is always relevant.

8 posted on 03/19/2026 2:16:52 PM PDT by PROCON (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: PROCON

The hospital is having a Chuck Norris emergency.


9 posted on 03/19/2026 2:17:13 PM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.)
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Before the nurse gave Chuck Norris a shot, she told the needle, “This may hurt”.


10 posted on 03/19/2026 2:19:39 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Lazamataz

Probably his annual blood donation needed for DEVGRU/DELTA/CAG/SF/RANGERS/etc. badassery .


11 posted on 03/19/2026 2:20:18 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (Inter arma enim silent leges! - Cicero )
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The doctor told Chuck Norris, "I have to test your reflexes".

The doctor is still missing.

12 posted on 03/19/2026 2:20:28 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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The doctor told the lab technician to put a lead apron on the X-ray machine.


13 posted on 03/19/2026 2:21:26 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: PROCON

I ran into him once in awhile in the late 70s early 80s Good times


14 posted on 03/19/2026 2:21:33 PM PDT by al baby
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The hospital sent Chuck Norris a bill.

The hospital filed bankruptcy.

15 posted on 03/19/2026 2:22:23 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: PROCON

In that it was on Kauai, I wonder if he was attacked by a huge flock of ninja feral chickens.


16 posted on 03/19/2026 2:23:45 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("We come in peace. Don't look too carefully at our menus.")
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Chuck Norris had an appointment with a euthanasian.

Norris told him to come back after the euthanasian has better insurance.

17 posted on 03/19/2026 2:24:05 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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Man fears time. Time fears the pyramids. Time and the pyramids fear Chuck Norris.

18 posted on 03/19/2026 2:24:43 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (TDS -- it's not just for DNC shills anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)
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To: DCBryan1

Perfect!


19 posted on 03/19/2026 2:25:59 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: Vermont Lt
Chuck Norris asked the doctor, "How much longer until death?"

The doctor replied, "I estimate you'll take me in 5 seconds."

20 posted on 03/19/2026 2:28:14 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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