Posted on 03/16/2026 8:14:24 AM PDT by V_TWIN
CHAPPAQUA, NY — With TSA suffering severe staffing shortages amid a halt in pay, former President Bill Clinton has volunteered to lend a hand patting down passengers.
A smiling Clinton arrived early for his shift at JFK International, telling TSA agents to focus on checking bags and leaving the pat-downs to him.
"It's the least I can do," said Clinton. "When I heard there were thousands of bodies that needed to be felt, I simply answered the call. Does that make me a hero? Well, step into my line here, and I'll let you be the judge."
According to airport officials, no one has ever seen a happier, more willing TSA agent than Clinton. "He was born for this," said local man Roger McCabe. "It's like Clinton has been doing this his whole life. No one even had to train him. He just stepped right in and got to patting."
At publishing time, Clinton had asked if there were any TSA agents who might be willing to handle patting down "the uggos."
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It must be fun sitting around making these up. “Hey, I’ve got one, how about this?!!”
And Hillary offered to get rid of any confiscated wine.
“Good Morning Ma’am. May I proceed to ‘wand’ you with my equipment? Thank you for your patience!”
The BEE does it again...lol
Bill has not looked that healthy in a long time.
Last pic I saw...He looked terrible...and very frail.
In 6 days, I flew from Detroit to New Orleans then to Miami then back to Detroit.
TSA took a total of 10 minutes combined for all 3 flights.
No Problem.
Feb 27th - March 5th, 2026.
According to airport officials, no one has ever seen a happier, more willing TSA agent than Clinton. “He was born for this. It’s like Clinton has been doing this his whole life. No one even had to train him. He just stepped right in and got to doing the patting.”
lol
Don’t touch my junk!
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