Posted on 03/03/2026 9:52:50 AM PST by V_TWIN
Fox News: Trump Strikes Iran In 'Perfectly Executed' Military Operation
The New York Times: Beloved Statesman, Grandfather, Gone Before His Time
The New York Post: ‘Kha-Meh-Nee' Now ‘Kha-Meh-GONE!'
Newsmax: All Earth Bows Before He Who Rescues Us From Oppression, Dear Glorious Trump
MS NOW: Death Of Khamenei Could Spell Disaster For Iran's Trans Population
CNN: Iranians Mostly Mourning Ayatollah's Death
LinkedIn: Here Are 10 Things The Ayatollah's Death Teaches Us About Increasing Your ROAS On B2B Marketing
NPR: Innocent Ayatollah Was The Greatest Civil Rights Icon Since George Floyd. Please Give Us Money
Cosmopolitan: 10 Steamy Khamenei Fanfics Guaranteed To Turn You On
Huffington Post: Death To America
The Clarion, the student newspaper of Cleveland High School: Chicken Nugget Day Moved To Next Thursday
Christianity Today: The Gospel Legacy Of The Ayatollah, And Why Christians Should Grieve His Death
NotTheBee: Trump's Military Straight-Up SMOKED Iran And The Libs Are CRYING 🤣
Al Jazeera: WAAAAAAAAAAAA
You don’t need a Babylon Bee parody about how the MSM is reporting the ayatollah’s death when you have the Washington Post describing him as an “avuncular figure” with a “bushy white beard and an easy smile” who loved Persian poetry and Western literature. Who died? The ayatollah or Santa Claus?
Good one...
Reddit: Attack on Iran is merely deflection from the Epstein List.
Would say he transitioned from living to dead.
Once again, it took me a minute to realize I was reading the Babylon Bee and not the real MSM.
Remember the austere scholar? Pepperidge farms remembers.
NPR: Persians dancing in the streets of Tehran as part of Celebration Of Life Memorial for the Ayatollah.
Love it!
MS NOW: Death Of Khamenei Could Spell Disaster For Iran’s Trans Population
This one cracks me up since they mandate sex changes or a toss off a building if found gay.
Kha-May-Kneecapped
I was down to the LinkedIn entry before I even thought of The Bee.
On the contrary, Attempts to put Epstein on page 1 are attempts to obscure the real stories... Welfare Fraud, Swamp Fraud, Ukraine, Iran, etc.
I A TOLD YA
Oh No! I’ve been stung by The Bee.
You can tell what kid will end up working at the MSM it’s the one that talks to trees and pulls wings of butterfly’s.
As is usual, the BEE is our NEWSPAPER OF RECORD.
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